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Better than a gubment entitlement professional like yourself? I have NEVER, EVER received any gubment assistance in the form of money to me. I BET you cannot say this honestly.
Lol, of course you have, you’re the stimi king
 
That is where I live! LOL Destin FWB area!
Cool. I live in South Cackalacky and usually go to Atlantic coast beaches but this year we're meeting up with some family over the border from you at Orange Beach. I haven't been to a Gulf beach in years and that was only an ugly one in Citrus County. I'll be making my debut appearance at the Flora-Bama, haha.
 
The redneck riviera how could have guessed!!!
Now hold your horses there boy. Wait a cotton pickin minute there boy. I say now, I said I say now, where in high falootin tar nation do you reside?

 
Destin seems too crowded for my liking, although I've never been. I like both the Buffett song and the Chesney song about the FloraBama which is basically the only reason I might pop in, haha.

If you want sparse and un-touristy, Cape San Blas/Port St Joe area is really cool too. Natural and an example of what Florida beaches must have looked like when we found them.
 
If you want sparse and un-touristy, Cape San Blas/Port St Joe area is really cool too. Natural and an example of what Florida beaches must have looked like when we found them.
No time this go round. Meeting family in Orange Beach so that's where I'll be chilling. Perhaps I'll run into local home grown resident Daddy from Party Down South at a bar, haha.

I've been to beaches from Massachusetts down to Key West but I've never been to a panhandle or adjacent area Gulf Beach. Years ago, I heard or read somewhere, probably rivals cfb boards, that the panhandle is LA, aka Lower Alabama, haha.
 
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No self-respecting Texan will claim Houston.
Ohh, so even though I was born in Jeff Davis Memorial Hospital and lived with my Yankee parents off Airline Drive down a gravel road from BJ's Cage bar honky tonk in Northwest Houston the first 4 years of my life, am I not a native born Texan? To foreigners all Americans are Yankees regardless where in America they're from. To a Brit, we're all Yanks. To an Asian it's Yankee go home! Haha.
 
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Ohh, so even though I was born in Jeff Davis Memorial Hospital and lived with my Yankee parents off Airline Drive down a gravel road from BJ's Cage bar honky tonk in Northwest Houston the first 4 years of my life, am I not a native born Texan? To foreigners all Americans are Yankees regardless where in America they're from. To a Brit, we're all Yanks. To an Asian it's Yankee go home! Haha.
So I was born in the armpit of America...Lubbock Tx. I will never deny where I was born..but I am NOT a Texan. I am a Floridian. Moved here 59 years ago. If my parents were alive today, I would kiss them both again for moving me out of that chithole. I do have to be careful, because about 10 of my Aunts and Uncles...and about 50 cousins still live in Texas...and if you know Texans....they are VERY proud of their state.
 
So I was born in the armpit of America...Lubbock Tx. I will never deny where I was born..but I am NOT a Texan. I am a Floridian. Moved here 59 years ago. If my parents were alive today, I would kiss them both again for moving me out of that chithole. I do have to be careful, because about 10 of my Aunts and Uncles...and about 50 cousins still live in Texas...and if you know Texans....they are VERY proud of their state.
You can take the boy out of the shit hole but you can’t take the shit out of the boy. Know what I mean
 
You can take the boy out of the shit hole but you can’t take the shit out of the boy. Know what I mean
100%. Such a fitting post for you, DMF. I mean....speaking of CHIT...San Franciso has enough on their streets because of left wing policies to take the tropy! OH...where are YOU from? LOLOLOLOL

(now you go outside RIGHT NOW...and practice falling down after that beating)
 
100%. Such a fitting post for you, DMF. I mean....speaking of CHIT...San Franciso has enough on their streets because of left wing policies to take the tropy! OH...where are YOU from? LOLOLOLOL

(now you go outside RIGHT NOW...and practice falling down after that beating)
I was born in queens like your idol. Not in a shit hole like you. My formative years were spent in Miami the crown jewel of Florida. Know what I mean.
 
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So I was born in the armpit of America...Lubbock Tx. I will never deny where I was born..but I am NOT a Texan. I am a Floridian. Moved here 59 years ago. If my parents were alive today, I would kiss them both again for moving me out of that chithole. I do have to be careful, because about 10 of my Aunts and Uncles...and about 50 cousins still live in Texas...and if you know Texans....they are VERY proud of their state.
I was born in Houston but have lived in 9 states, 6 states having lived in before finishing college. I'm an All-American. All my family on both sides is from NJ, MA, and NY, except me, I'm just from America.
 
I was born in Houston but have lived in 9 states, 6 states having lived in before finishing college. I'm an All-American. All my family on both sides is from NJ, MA, and NY, except me, I'm just from America.

I've lived in 8 states myself. The furthest north I've live is VA but I did have a temporary stay (less than 6 months) near Philadelphia.
 
I've lived in 8 states myself. The furthest north I've live is VA but I did have a temporary stay (less than 6 months) near Philadelphia.
Technically, I've resided in seven states with the other two being where I did full time work daily for years because I lived right across the state line. Living on the border and criss crossing it everyday does make it feel like living in two states, especially when neither state is where I grew up so no biases from youth, haha.
 
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