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Floridians are lucky

I saw a bikini clad young woman told to cover up at Key Biscayne by a security guard. 3 years later I saw dental floss bikinis all over the place.

I watched drop dead gorgeous identical twins shopping at Sears Roebuck & Co. in Honolulu. Both wore very small yellow bikinis. They wore cover ups wide open at the front.

Mid afternoon, I walked into a dirt floor bar at the International Marker Place in Honolulu. After adjusting for the dim light, I saw a young woman standing at the bar with her back toward me. She was barefoot wearing only a bikini bottom. I thought, "how can this be?" After a few minutes, she turned around toward me. She had two strategically placed butterflies in front.
 
I saw a bikini clad young woman told to cover up at Key Biscayne by a security guard. 3 years later I saw dental floss bikinis all over the place.

I watched drop dead gorgeous identical twins shopping at Sears Roebuck & Co. in Honolulu. Both wore very small yellow bikinis. They wore cover ups wide open at the front.

Mid afternoon, I walked into a dirt floor bar at the International Marker Place in Honolulu. After adjusting for the dim light, I saw a young woman standing at the bar with her back toward me. She was barefoot wearing only a bikini bottom. I thought, "how can this be?" After a few minutes, she turned around toward me. She had two strategically placed butterflies in front.

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You are the consummate idiot. Remember, you grew up here? That's how we ended up with the jean shorts Flo-grown stigma. Thanks moron! 😂
Geez, It was a joke, because he sounds like a hick.

And I still have a condo in Florida, and was there all last week. The stores were still requiring masks.
 
Geez, It was a joke, because he sounds like a hick.

And I still have a condo in Florida, and was there all last week. The stores were still requiring masks.
I sound like a hick snowflake.? Oh please explain how u came to that conclusion. I know... this will be like the many statements of the past u make and then u can’t back them up. Lol
 
I saw a bikini clad young woman told to cover up at Key Biscayne by a security guard. 3 years later I saw dental floss bikinis all over the place.

I watched drop dead gorgeous identical twins shopping at Sears Roebuck & Co. in Honolulu. Both wore very small yellow bikinis. They wore cover ups wide open at the front.

Mid afternoon, I walked into a dirt floor bar at the International Marker Place in Honolulu. After adjusting for the dim light, I saw a young woman standing at the bar with her back toward me. She was barefoot wearing only a bikini bottom. I thought, "how can this be?" After a few minutes, she turned around toward me. She had two strategically placed butterflies in front.
TPIWWP - this post is worthless without picks :)
 
Geez, It was a joke, because he sounds like a hick.

And I still have a condo in Florida, and was there all last week. The stores were still requiring masks.
That's what the signs say, but nobody is turning away business. In smaller more rural counties a mask is an oddity now.
 
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Another reason Florida is lucky.
DeSantis this week proposed to spend $106 million to support civics education in the state after receiving the boost in funding from the coronavirus stimulus package that President Biden signed into law last week.

I really wish they would bring back AVC (Americanism vs Communism). I had it in high school, it was eye opening. Some of our posters here obviously missed the opportunity of some valuable information. :rolleyes:
 
It’s pathetic and paints him as small man syndrome. It’s also very anti catholic to be acting this way.
LOL. Such a hypocrite. It’s all fine to make fun of others until it gets turned around on one of your boys. Then you get all sensitive.

PS. Catholics have a sense of humor. You should try it.
 
That's what the signs say, but nobody is turning away business. In smaller more rural counties a mask is an oddity now.
Sure, like I said. In the hillbilly areas, you’re lucky if people are wearing shirts, much less a mask.

Since I’m now vaccinated, It doesn’t bother me either way.
 
Geez, It was a joke, because he sounds like a hick.

And I still have a condo in Florida, and was there all last week. The stores were still requiring masks.


When are you going to invite us to your condo in the Bahamas?? 🤔
 
LOL. Such a hypocrite. It’s all fine to make fun of others until it gets turned around on one of your boys. Then you get all sensitive.

PS. Catholics have a sense of humor. You should try it.
Oh please, if you can’t see me poking fun of you in my response then you’re a dunce.

I don’t care if your Catholic, billionaire, fry boy, soy bean farmer, corn farmer, bean counter, sexual assaulter. It’s a message board not real life.
 
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And like I said, our hillbilly population dropped by huge percentage points when you left for Texas You even packed a fryer.

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Fla aint got no hillbillies unless they are snowbirds from Appalachia. We dont do jorts and mullets. Hillbillies are mountain folk and not all are rednecks or W.T. When I was a kid, redneck and W.T. were synonymous and both were amoral lazy drug abusing wife beating violent types.

Hillbillies are mostly moral church going country folk from the mountains although those subsets exists among them.

Somewhere and at sometime redneck was watered down and and is used for country folk. Well this country boy was never a redneck. But I will wear that Hillbilly tag all day long because I am 6th gen+ mountain folk from TN much like my hero the honorable Davy Crockett.

Sadly my kids are citified and Rutherford County is relatively flat! Its been invaded by non Tennesseans Its people lack a defining character and too many of its native population are indeed w.t.
 
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Fla aint got no hillbillies unless they are snowbirds from Appalachia. We dont do jorts and mullets. Hillbillies are mountain folk and not all are rednecks or W.T. When I was a kid, redneck and W.T. were synonymous and both were amoral lazy drug abusing wife beating violent types.

Hillbillies are mostly moral church going country folk from the mountains although those subsets exists among them.

Somewhere and at sometime redneck was watered down and and is used for country folk. Well this country boy was never a redneck. But I will wear that Hillbilly tag all day long because I am 6th gen+ mountain folk from TN much like my hero the honorable Davy Crockett.

Sadly my kids are citified and Rutherford County is relatively flat! Its been invaded by non Tennesseans Its people lack a defining character and too many of its native population are indeed w.t.
Yeah, I was thinking of saying redneck but I thought it might be too harsh. . Actually, the proper term for Florida Necks is Cracker.

I’ll just use that from now on when referring to Blue Eyed Gator.
And of course Davy Crockett ended up in Texas, much like myself.
 
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Sure, like I said. In the hillbilly areas, you’re lucky if people are wearing shirts, much less a mask.

Since I’m now vaccinated, It doesn’t bother me either way.

We have reason to hope for ole BS-C911.... ;)
https://www.ibtimes.com/over-900-di...ccine-experts-say-data-misinterpreted-3153820

"She was seemingly healthy as a horse," Kurill’s father, Alfred Hawley, told Fox News. "She had no known underlying conditions."
https://www.foxnews.com/us/utah-mom-dies-four-days-after-taking-covid-vaccine

Shortly after receiving the vaccine, Dr. Michael developed an extremely serious form of a condition known as acute immune thrombocytopenia, which prevented his blood from clotting properly.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/12/health/covid-vaccine-death.html

23 Dead after taking vaccine in Norway


As I've said from the get-go, I'll take the HCQ cocktail, IF I actually get the Kung-Flu, but I'll leave the vaccine to those as brilliant as BS-C911 and Dr. Faulty... :cool:
 
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