FAU Chicks are High Maintenance and Have "Daddy" Issues...

[sadgator]

You should stay away.

Much the same, Florida should have "stayed away" from FAU on their schedule. It is a sad joke, but sadgator supposes that it is better than some of the other lower division teams we have scheduled the last couple of years.

Also, sadgator does think there is a benefit to allowing the offense to maybe try some stuff and get some confidence moving into the next two games. Goodness knows, they need it.

If sadgator was the FAU coach, he would run a trick play every series...we seem incapable of recognizing or stopping those and are burnt by at least one seemingly every game.

In the end, Florida will obviously win, but sadgator is losing faith that the offense will be as dynamic as it was earlier in the season...

Florida 24
FAU 0

 

[MJWilliamson]

I think/hope this game is very similar to our first game. The teams are similar.

 

[46885]

You can tell we have no hatred towards this team, SadGator didn't put much effort into this one and got straight to the point..


Numbers would do the same next week too except his wouldn't be condoned on here.


"Fsu broads all have aids"

 

[GatorGray]

Take a moment and read about the honorary Mr. Two Bits for the FAU game HERE. Trust me, it will be worth the click.

 

[sadgator]

Certainly puts a few things into perspective.

 

[alaskanseminole]

I'm really looking forward to next week's thread title, sad. I'm expecting something original, though....don't settle for the status quo!

 

[GatorGray]

I'm really looking forward to next week's thread title, sad. I'm expecting something original, though....don't settle for the status quo!

Originality & status quo don't enter into it. He can only report about the actual behavior of the girls from the particular school.

 

[sadgator]

It is all about truthful and honest disclosure based on observation and/or experience...as it will be next week.

 

[oozie7]

So Sad has slept with at least one girl from the schools of our opponents??? Damn, Sad's number must make the wifey blush!

 

[MJWilliamson]

Take a moment and read about the honorary Mr. Two Bits for the FAU game HERE. Trust me, it will be worth the click.

Great, great stuff.

Muschamp and Quinn deserve serious kudos for that. As does that Obama aide.

 

[MJWilliamson]

I'm really looking forward to next week's thread title, sad. I'm expecting something original, though....don't settle for the status quo!

Some comment on FSU coeds single handedly keeping the silicon industry afloat might be in order.

 

[MJWilliamson]

AU enters Saturday’s game as a heavy underdog. The Owls have lost five of their last six games, including a 24-17 home setback to Middle Tennessee on Saturday. FAU receiver Jenson Stoshak was almost to the end zone for a 70-yard touchdown reception off a flea-flicker – and a potential game-tying score – when he mouthed off to a Middle Tennessee player prior to crossing the goal line.

The touchdown was negated by a taunting penalty and FAU never recovered.

 

[sadgator]

So Sad has slept with at least one girl from the schools of our opponents??? Damn, Sad's number must make the wifey blush!

sadgator is no Charlie Sheen. Remember, these statements are based on both observation and experience. That said, mrs. sadgator is well aware that sadgator had a bit of a wild past in his younger days. mrs. sadgator wooed and then tamed sadgator.

You might find it a bit ironic that mrs. sadgator has a graduate degree from FAU....No shit. But sadgator does not necessarily consider her an FAU Chick.

 

[passoverGator]

But sadgator does not necessarily consider her an FAU Chick.

Haha, nice try....she so is.

 

[sadgator]

Trust sadgator, "high maintenance" doesn't even begin to describe it.

 

[alaskanseminole]

Some comment on FSU coeds single handedly keeping the silicon industry afloat might be in order.

Patience, MJ....patience, my friend.

 

[oozie7]

sadgator is no Charlie Sheen. Remember, these statements are based on both observation and experience. That said, mrs. sadgator is well aware that sadgator had a bit of a wild past in his younger days. mrs. sadgator wooed and then tamed sadgator.

You might find it a bit ironic that mrs. sadgator has a graduate degree from FAU....No shit. But sadgator does not necessarily consider her an FAU Chick.

At least we all now know how Sad pulled Mrs. Sad. The daddy issues

 

[Dannygator1989]

At least we all now know how Sad pulled Mrs. Sad. The daddy issues

Post of the month.

And shouldn't the FSU thread title come from a mole perspective?

Maybe something like "Nole chicks are all lying whores who have it coming."

 

[keyzer soze]

"Nole Chicks Can't Hold Their Liquor, but They Can Really Take a Punch"

 

[46885]

over at Warchant I just read a post that said we got KILLED last year by FSU... when the only reason they won the game is because we threw a pick six before we went up at the very least by 3 scores. That play was a 14 point turnaround and even then we still almost won


They have no idea what their offense is in for, they have been pathetic offensively on the road all season. They even said we aren't even a top 5 defense they have faced this year lmao.. While we are ranked tops in damn near every category nationwide but according to them it's because of who we have played. I really found a dumber fanbase than I ever imagined bama fans to be now that I have been over on that board.

 

[sadgator]

At least we all now know how Sad pulled Mrs. Sad. The daddy issues

For mrs. sadgator it was more "mommy" issues...but honestly...it is very complicated and hard to explain. It probably would come as no surprise that sadgator and mrs. sadgator quite often serve in the role of therapist for one another. It is a very symbiotic relationship.

 

[GatorGray]

I can't imagine that anyone who refers to themselves in the third person would need therapy.

 

[sadgator]

I keep trying to get her to stop doing that.

 

[oozie7]

Post of the month.

And shouldn't the FSU thread title come from a mole perspective?

Maybe something like "Nole chicks are all lying whores who have it coming."

Jameis, Igloo, and Goldmom walk into a bar....

 

[alaskanseminole]

And shouldn't the FSU thread title come from a mole perspective?

Maybe something like "Nole chicks are all lying whores who have it coming."

 

[alaskanseminole]

Jameis, Igloo, and Goldmom walk into a bar....

one of us is getting raped.

 

[oozie7]

one of us is getting raped.

LMFAO

 

[djegators]

one of us is getting raped.

What makes you think goldmom will be left out of the activities?

 

[GatorGray]

What makes you think goldmom will be left out of the activities?

She's not. She is the aggressor.

 

[alaskanseminole]

What makes you think goldmom will be left out of the activities?

I thought "us" was plural.

 

[djegators]

I thought "us" was plural.

So both of you are raping jamie?