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Extra OT and non political: I am going on a pilgrimage

EvilWayz

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Whenever this @#@$@(-!?/"'- guitar I'm building is finished, I've decided to take it and me to see it's roots in Clarksdale, Mississippi. Perhaps ole Mister Legba will tune my guitar at midnight and make me famous, but most likely not. I'll be headed just over the border to see some friends in Louisiana but other than that I have nothing but a lot of driving to do. So if anyone knows of any oddities or otherwise interesting local attractions between here and the Mississippi Delta, let me know.
 
Well just don't look under the body.

A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over for Speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop: You what!?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
 
A Mature Lady Gets Pulled Over for Speeding…

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving.

Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Older Woman: I can't do that.

Traffic Cop: Why not?

Older Woman: I stole this car.

Traffic Cop: Stole it?

Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Traffic Cop: You what!?

Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?!

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The traffic cop is quite stunned.

Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license quizzically.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner!

Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
That's a good joke, I know because I wrote it when I was helping BSC clean that fish he caught.
 
Whenever this @#@$@(-!?/"'- guitar I'm building is finished, I've decided to take it and me to see it's roots in Clarksdale, Mississippi. Perhaps ole Mister Legba will tune my guitar at midnight and make me famous, but most likely not. I'll be headed just over the border to see some friends in Louisiana but other than that I have nothing but a lot of driving to do. So if anyone knows of any oddities or otherwise interesting local attractions between here and the Mississippi Delta, let me know.
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Whenever this @#@$@(-!?/"'- guitar I'm building is finished, I've decided to take it and me to see it's roots in Clarksdale, Mississippi. Perhaps ole Mister Legba will tune my guitar at midnight and make me famous, but most likely not. I'll be headed just over the border to see some friends in Louisiana but other than that I have nothing but a lot of driving to do. So if anyone knows of any oddities or otherwise interesting local attractions between here and the Mississippi Delta, let me know.
Where is “here?“

I’ve always thought about stopping in Alabammy to see the Hank Williams museum but never seem to find the time. Other than that, not much to see there other than a 1000 billboards of the same dorky attorney.
 
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Wished you'd go so far into Louisiana as to visit Lafayette, my old stomping grounds as a youngster going to USL. Loved Lafayette, but heard it's losing its luster.
 
Mandarin Suburb, City of Jacksonville, Duval County, State of Florida, United States of America, Western Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Sol System, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy, Known Universe.
Ah, near my birthplace of Jacksonville, St. Anthony Hospital.

You won’t be passing the Hank Williams museum so you are SOL. I’ve made that I10 thru NOLA trip many a time. Pretty boring.
 
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Ah, near my birthplace of Jacksonville, St. Anthony Hospital.

You won’t be passing the Hank Williams museum so you are SOL. I’ve made that I10 thru NOLA trip many a time. Pretty boring.
I am absolutely not sol. Montgomery isn't on the way but I have to go thru Alabama to get home so a 8 hour detour to see Ol Hank wouldn't be amiss.
 
Whenever this @#@$@(-!?/"'- guitar I'm building is finished, I've decided to take it and me to see it's roots in Clarksdale, Mississippi. Perhaps ole Mister Legba will tune my guitar at midnight and make me famous, but most likely not. I'll be headed just over the border to see some friends in Louisiana but other than that I have nothing but a lot of driving to do. So if anyone knows of any oddities or otherwise interesting local attractions between here and the Mississippi Delta, let me know.
Idle weekends are the devil's workshop. You need to pick up extra shifts on weekends rather than this. ;)
 
Mandarin Suburb, City of Jacksonville, Duval County, State of Florida, United States of America, Western Hemisphere, Planet Earth, Sol System, Alpha Quadrant, Milky Way Galaxy, Known Universe.
What will the Uncles of Monkeys do without you this weekend? When you said that was your watering hole I lol'd. I used to live in that place 3 to 4 nights a week 25 years ago. I probably paid for half the bricks in that place at one time. 😂
 
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That sumbitch has a case of mead in his trunk…


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Couldn't find one for this...

Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth

Another favorite line from that movie...

Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your ass.
 


Couldn't find one for this...

Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth

Another favorite line from that movie...

Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your ass.
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