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Diwun Black doesn't qualify

We went to a Six bowl, FSUcks went to the toilet bowl. How about you tell us what it's like? After all, you have the freshest memories.

Actually, missing the bowls was the best thing that could have happened for you. 15 fewer practices for your shitshow of a coaching staff to screw things up worse.
LOL. You’re really bad at this.
 
Why are FSU fans talking trash? Lol. 41-14 and it wasn’t even that close. Another beat down is coming this year in The Swamp I’d venture to guess. The only reason FSU didn’t go bowl less two years straight is because the ACC outside of Clemson is hysterically bad. 7-6 and 5-7 seasons with a barely top 25 recruiting class scares nobody.
 
Why are FSU fans talking trash? Lol. 41-14 and it wasn’t even that close. Another beat down is coming this year in The Swamp I’d venture to guess. The only reason FSU didn’t go bowl less two years straight is because the ACC outside of Clemson is hysterically bad. 7-6 and 5-7 seasons with a barely top 25 recruiting class scares nobody.
Um, hello?
 
Wow! You are really a moron. He is transferring because Malzahn just named him Auburn's third string quarterback behind two quarterbacks younger than him
Wow! You are not just a total douchebag but an idiot as well. When our 4th string QB enters the portal, our program is sinking...but AU's thrid stringer hasn't been developed after 2 seasons under all of those offensive geniuses it's just part of the process...right?

The point is...we lose a handful of transfers...all schools lose a handful of transfers. We also aren't the only program to have one signed not qualify.
 
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Wow! You are not just a total douchebag but an idiot as well. When our 4th string QB enters the portal, our program is sinking...but AU's thrid stringer hasn't been developed after 2 seasons under all of those offensive geniuses it's just part of the process...right?

The point is...we lose a handful of transfers...all schools lose a handful of transfers. We also aren't the only program to have one signed not qualify.

Every QB regresses under Harry Potter the longer he stays at Auburn. He's the opposite of Mullen: Mullen's QBs get better the longer he coaches them, Harry's get worse.
 
I'd take him as an OC. Not a CEO HC...draw up ball plays and that's it. If he needs to be a position coach throw him in the RB coach role. OC. That's what he is good at.
you should worry about your own shit program. You were phucking crushed by Georgia last year and there is no reason other than delusion to think you are closing the gap on them.

Florida hasn't even won an SEC championships in over a decade and most people outside of Florida fans would be skeptical of you winning another one any time soon
 
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you should worry about your own shit program. You were phucking crushed by Georgia last year and there is no reason other than delusion to think you are closing the gap on them.

Florida hasn't even won an SEC championships in over a decade and most people outside of Florida fans would be skeptical of you winning another one any time soon

Whatever happens against Georgia, understand that we are going to beat Auburn's ass. You might want to concern yourself with that.
 
you should worry about your own shit program. You were phucking crushed by Georgia last year and there is no reason other than delusion to think you are closing the gap on them.

Florida hasn't even won an SEC championships in over a decade and most people outside of Florida fans would be skeptical of you winning another one any time soon

Hilarious. An Auburn fan piggybacking UGA’s program to talk shit to UF. Sad and pathetic. Also gotta love the irony of a garbage Auburn fan hanging out on UF’s message board telling UF fans they should worry about their own team. And this is after garbage Auburn fan starts a thread to discuss a UF recruit on a UF board. You’re ate up with stupid.
 
Hilarious. An Auburn fan piggybacking UGA’s program to talk shit to UF. Sad and pathetic. Also gotta love the irony of a garbage Auburn fan hanging out on UF’s message board telling UF fans they should worry about their own team. And this is after garbage Auburn fan starts a thread to discuss a UF recruit on a UF board. You’re ate up with stupid.

And look at the georgia shit poster cupping him with the Like LOL
 
Whatever happens against Georgia, understand that we are going to beat Auburn's ass. You might want to concern yourself with that.
doubt it. Auburn has kicked Merlin's hunchback ass both when he was an assistant coach at Florida and head coach at Moo State.

Auburn has also kicked Florida's ass three times in a row and owns you all time.

Florida and Merlins both suck. Deal with it!
 
you should worry about your own shit program. You were phucking crushed by Georgia last year and there is no reason other than delusion to think you are closing the gap on them.

Florida hasn't even won an SEC championships in over a decade and most people outside of Florida fans would be skeptical of you winning another one any time soon

So UGA is the measuring stick? What's UF's record vs UGA compared to Auburn vs UGA any given number of years the modern century?

If not mistaken aren't both Auburn and UF 1-2 the last three matchups?

You a UGA fan now?

Edit: Phuck...y'all dolts lost to UT and UCF with Coach Potter.
 
Hilarious. An Auburn fan piggybacking UGA’s program to talk shit to UF. Sad and pathetic. Also gotta love the irony of a garbage Auburn fan hanging out on UF’s message board telling UF fans they should worry about their own team. And this is after garbage Auburn fan starts a thread to discuss a UF recruit on a UF board. You’re ate up with stupid.
It struck a nerve that he was called out that Auburn lost a 3rd string QB that he said would win the Heisman.
 
This will be Malzahn’s last year. The dude is a lousy head coach.

He's not going anywhere. His contract states that his buyout is 75% of the amount left on his contract. It was $35 million when they signed him 2 years ago the day AFTER he shit the bed against Georgia in the SECCG.

I believe his buyout at the end of the year would be around $21 million. And there's no way he would negotiate for a lesser buyout so Auburn is likely stuck with him for at least 3-4 more years.
 
doubt it. Auburn has kicked Merlin's hunchback ass both when he was an assistant coach at Florida and head coach at Moo State.

Auburn has also kicked Florida's ass three times in a row and owns you all time.

Florida and Merlins both suck. Deal with it!

We own you at our place. Deal with that.
 
If Malzahn has another crappy season the fans will be going crazy. It will be interesting to see what happens.
 
So UGA is the measuring stick? What's UF's record vs UGA compared to Auburn vs UGA any given number of years the modern century?

If not mistaken aren't both Auburn and UF 1-2 the last three matchups?

You a UGA fan now?

Edit: Phuck...y'all dolts lost to UT and UCF with Coach Potter.
He does not want to start comparing records against Georgia. Georgia’s ownership of the barn is similar to the annual taking of the lunch money from the north ave nerds.
 
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This will be Malzahn’s last year. The dude is a lousy head coach.

Auburn's last five seasons:

2018: 8-5 (Unranked), (Music City Bowl win; loss would have been 7-6)
2017: 10-4 (#10) (Lost to Georgia in SECCG; Lost to UCF in Peach Bowl)
2016: 8-5 (#24) (Lost to OU in the Sugar; How the heck did Auburn get invited here over UF with that pathetic record?)
2015: 7-6 (unranked) (Birmingham Bowl win over Memphis gets Auburn over 0.500, how nice!)
2014: 8-5 (#22) (Lost to Wisconsin in Outback Bowl)
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Malzan's record at Auburn: 41-25 since his first season (12-2 and a BCS title game loss to FSU)--> Overall: 53-27.

Another Music City or Birmingham Bowl appearance for Auburn should just about do it for Malzhan!



Meanwhile, Florida's last five seasons:
2018: 10-3 (#6) <-- Mullen's first season as UF Head Coach (Peach Bowl win over Michigan)
2017: 4-7
2016: 9-4 (#13) <-- McElwain's best season (Outback Bowl win over Iowa)
2015: 10-4 (25) (Citrus Bowl loss to Michigan)
2014: 7-5 <-- Muschamp's last season at UF. (Birmingham Bowl win over E.Carolina)
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Even with three different head coaches, Florida had lost less ball games than Auburn: 40-23 (63%) vs 41-25 (62%).
 
doubt it. Auburn has kicked Merlin's hunchback ass both when he was an assistant coach at Florida and head coach at Moo State.

Auburn has also kicked Florida's ass three times in a row and owns you all time.

Florida and Merlins both suck. Deal with it!

Does it still HURT when Tubberville's Auburn team got left off that 2004 BCS title game?
Oh, what a lost opportunity there! :cool:

Remember 2006, some of Auburn's pathetic, crybaby fans were trying to console Florida fans that they were about to be passed over in favor of a Michigan-Ohio State rematch. Fortunately, that did not happen to the Gators!

(That Chis Leak pass was an incomplete pass - those DIRTY PAID Homer Auburn refs called it a fumble when it wasn't)! Thank God, Florida doesn't have to play Auburn in your dirty-cheating, place this time - at least in Gainesville, the game should be called more FAIR!

Whenever Auburn beats Florida it's usually because of some CRAZED, JEALOUS team trying to derail the championship hopes of a more worthy team. In some years like 2001 & 2007, it may have cost Florida a shot at both the SEC & National title. Most of the other times like in 1993, 94 & 2006, Florida was still able to win the SEC and win the national title, too.

Usually, Auburn cheats in some controversial way to pull off these upsets whether it was the 2019 SEC-basketball tournament or others:

(P.S., I did not feel sorry for Auburn at all in their loss to Virginia in the Final4!, Lol!)
I hope you guys never forget it, lol!
Auburn will NEVER be a basketball school! lol!
Auburn usually FAILS on the Big-Stage!
 
He's not going anywhere. His contract states that his buyout is 75% of the amount left on his contract. It was $35 million when they signed him 2 years ago the day AFTER he shit the bed against Georgia in the SECCG.

I believe his buyout at the end of the year would be around $21 million. And there's no way he would negotiate for a lesser buyout so Auburn is likely stuck with him for at least 3-4 more years.

Well, that's more mediocrity and dissappointment to Auburn fans!
And, that's a good thing!
 
Well, that's more mediocrity and dissappointment to Auburn fans!
And, that's a good thing!

All Harry Potter has to do is beat Bama and Georgia once every 4 years, and the mouthbreathers will keep him forever.

"I have figured out the difference between Alabama and Auburn fans. Alabama fans want to win it all, Auburn fans just want to beat Alabama." - Michigan fan.
 
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Auburn's last five seasons:

2018: 8-5 (Unranked), (Music City Bowl win; loss would have been 7-6)
2017: 10-4 (#10) (Lost to Georgia in SECCG; Lost to UCF in Peach Bowl)
2016: 8-5 (#24) (Lost to OU in the Sugar; How the heck did Auburn get invited here over UF with that pathetic record?)
2015: 7-6 (unranked) (Birmingham Bowl win over Memphis gets Auburn over 0.500, how nice!)
2014: 8-5 (#22) (Lost to Wisconsin in Outback Bowl)
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Malzan's record at Auburn: 41-25 since his first season (12-2 and a BCS title game loss to FSU)--> Overall: 53-27.

Another Music City or Birmingham Bowl appearance for Auburn should just about do it for Malzhan!



Meanwhile, Florida's last five seasons:
2018: 10-3 (#6) <-- Mullen's first season as UF Head Coach (Peach Bowl win over Michigan)
2017: 4-7
2016: 9-4 (#13) <-- McElwain's best season (Outback Bowl win over Iowa)
2015: 10-4 (25) (Citrus Bowl loss to Michigan)
2014: 7-5 <-- Muschamp's last season at UF. (Birmingham Bowl win over E.Carolina)
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Even with three different head coaches, Florida had lost less ball games than Auburn: 40-23 (63%) vs 41-25 (62%).

One more loss in 2017 especially if it was to Bama and they probably would have canned him.
 
Does it still HURT when Tubberville's Auburn team got left off that 2004 BCS title game?
Oh, what a lost opportunity there! :cool:

Remember 2006, some of Auburn's pathetic, crybaby fans were trying to console Florida fans that they were about to be passed over in favor of a Michigan-Ohio State rematch. Fortunately, that did not happen to the Gators!

(That Chis Leak pass was an incomplete pass - those DIRTY PAID Homer Auburn refs called it a fumble when it wasn't)! Thank God, Florida doesn't have to play Auburn in your dirty-cheating, place this time - at least in Gainesville, the game should be called more FAIR!

Whenever Auburn beats Florida it's usually because of some CRAZED, JEALOUS team trying to derail the championship hopes of a more worthy team. In some years like 2001 & 2007, it may have cost Florida a shot at both the SEC & National title. Most of the other times like in 1993, 94 & 2006, Florida was still able to win the SEC and win the national title, too.

Usually, Auburn cheats in some controversial way to pull off these upsets whether it was the 2019 SEC-basketball tournament or others:

(P.S., I did not feel sorry for Auburn at all in their loss to Virginia in the Final4!, Lol!)
I hope you guys never forget it, lol!
Auburn will NEVER be a basketball school! lol!
Auburn usually FAILS on the Big-Stage!
this might be the dumbest, most delusional post in the history of the internet and that says a lot. It reminds of a famous statement a media member made about Florida pre Spurrier in the late 1980's. Florida has the same arrogance as Notre Dame and the same tradition as Wake Forest
 
this might be the dumbest, most delusional post in the history of the internet and that says a lot. It reminds of a famous statement a media member made about Florida pre Spurrier in the late 1980's. Florida has the same arrogance as Notre Dame and the same tradition as Wake Forest
In the process we tied AU for SEC titles & Heisman winners, surpassed them in SEC Championship Game wins, division titles, and National Championships.


You have the arrogance of Alabama and the history of...well Auburn.
 
Yeah, you don't have the same number of conference championship... Not if you count all time.

SEC championships leave off 40 years of history.. 40 years that Auburn won a lot and Florida won jack shit.

If you truly count all time, Auburn has more wins, more conference championships, higher winning percentage, and winning record head to head. Auburn also has more undefeated seasons just in the 21st century than Florida has in their entire pathetic history

That is why your shit program has the tradition of Wake Forest
 
When the Auburn library burned down....

Spurrier said it was such a shame, because some of those books hadn't even been colored in yet.... :D:p:D

UF finished last season as the ONLY school in the NCAA to finish the season:
Ranked in the Top 10 in both Football and Academics. o_O

Allbarn remains UA annoying joke little brother that nobody can get rid of.... :cool:
 
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Yeah, you don't have the same number of conference championship... Not if you count all time.

SEC championships leave off 40 years of history.. 40 years that Auburn won a lot and Florida won jack shit.

If you truly count all time, Auburn has more wins, more conference championships, higher winning percentage, and winning record head to head. Auburn also has more undefeated seasons just in the 21st century than Florida has in their entire pathetic history

That is why your shit program has the tradition of Wake Forest

The Southern Conference is not the Southeastern Conference. But please, tell us more about how important games from the 1890's are to you.

Florida is twice the program Auburn is, you moron. You need to speak more politely to your betters.
 
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