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Danny is getting Drunk Tonight

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Dannygator1989

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Fair warning, here it comes.

I am at Sky Bar in Auburn (capacity 700) and they have $3 32oz wells tonight.

Now what makes this different from a normal Danny night? Well, just found out my fiance is f*cking my room mate. Let the games begin you young stupid 21 year olds. Ian is drinking whiskey and on the prowl. I'll keep you updated and you can love vicariously through me.

Numbers hit me up bro. Ooz get your ass down here. Shots are on me (since you don't drink) I think I just saw a cougar.

I haven't gotten to run game in a year. And my 25th is coming up in 10 days. Let's blow this out.

Who's with me?
 
OP says "in Auburn."

No problem though. Just told a hot bartender my "sob story" guess who is getting free Irish car bombs?

This guy
 
Let me know if you ever figured out how to close the deal....

last time we chatted, your game was lacking - unless of course, your goal was to drink free...if that be the situation, I say well done
 
Swams I'm pretty sure I'm going to the Vandy game this year. I owe you way too much.

As long as my yard doesn't catch on fire.
 
Don't give up on love dannyboy.

You should give your girl one last chance to right the ship. Make her promise to never go out on the town when you are not around, stop chasing all the young meat that runs rampant in most college towns, move to another city, and get a new DC job.
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Mmm when you walk in on them screwing on the couch...that's tough.

And by DC do you mean the
Classic double cock?
 
Too much mwhiakry...coors light time. And. Water. And as red bull. Have to be able to articulate to the females.
 
She was probably confused about what hump day really means. Anyway, I just had a bottle of Adesso so I would like to chime in even though I am a complete outsider. Please disregard if this thread is some sort of weird inside joke but be thankful you are still young and can easily move on, have no kids and that you found out before you ended up legally bound to this woman. Oh and probably you should seek some sort of made for TV type revenge on your roommate.
 
Originally posted by ADingoAteMyBaby:
She was probably confused about what hump day really means. Anyway, I just had a bottle of Adesso so I would like to chime in even though I am a complete outsider. Please disregard if this thread is some sort of weird inside joke but be thankful you are still young and can easily move on, have no kids and that you found out before you ended up legally bound to this woman. Oh and probably you should seek some sort of made for TV type revenge on your roommate.
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That sounds like the worst thing ever, marriage makes no sense to me. Women are whores in Danny and I's generations, i've learned my lesson... Unless Erin Andrews asks for numbers penis I am not marrying a woman with the career path im on... To much money to give away because I WILL cheat at some point and that's all honesty. Because having sex with one person for the rest of your life is the biggest trap of all time
 
This sounds like the plot from a Brian DePalma film.

Danny May soon meet a porn star who looks like a young Melanie Griffith.
 
My dude! You need to plan these better. And I like cougars
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Brutal situation, my man. Sorry to hear this.

Have a quick, destructive, entertaining bender and then get on with your life. Don't listen to numbers or oozie, there are some quality girls out there.
 
Originally posted by BringBackBonner:
Brutal situation, my man. Sorry to hear this.

Have a quick, destructive, entertaining bender and then get on with your life. Don't listen to numbers or oozie, there are some quality girls out there.
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Of course, we just define quality differently.

You pay for the pussior either upfront or indirectly. I prefer upfront that way they leave LOL.
 
And Dan you might not feel me on this now but invite your roomy out for a few drinks and thank that man.

If your fiance would strike that close to home well...

He just saved you years worth of chit. At least now you won't lose half of everything you own when you split. Now you and him have some crazy stories to tell. Better him than somebody else. Thank him.
 
Originally posted by oozie7:
And Dan you might not feel me on this now but invite your roomy out for a few drinks and thank that man.

If your fiance would strike that close to home well...

He just saved you years worth of chit. At least now you won't lose half of everything you own when you split. Now you and him have some crazy stories to tell. Better him than somebody else. Thank him.
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remarkably wise
 
That truly does suck.
Better it happened before the "I do's" though.
I am sorry.
 
There are 2 types of women. Those that look out for themselves and those that look out for you. If you are going to get married, don't marry the former type. Life gets rough some times. You can't have a woman throwing a lifeboat over the rail every time things get choppy.
 
Originally posted by travnole:
Don't give up on love dannyboy.

You should give your girl one last chance to right the ship. Make her promise to never go out on the town when you are not around, stop chasing all the young meat that runs rampant in most college towns, move to another city, and get a new DC job.

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Move away and start over? Sure, if that kunth doesn't go with you. The problem isn't where you are, it's WHO you are with.

Move on and don't give a rat's ass about her. There are millions of females...why hook with a bad one? Get your ring back now.

You just basically had a big long date...that's it. Why turn it in to a huge life mistake? Imagine if she had your kids...and then you caught her again.

Most people I know who get divorced tell me they should have paid attention to warning signs along the way. You know, things about their spouse that bothered them ahead of time yet they ignored it. This isn't a warning sign brother, it's a tsunami right in your grill. Choose freedom my friend.
 
Originally posted by BringBackBonner:
Brutal situation, my man. Sorry to hear this.

Have a quick, destructive, entertaining bender and then get on with your life. Don't listen to numbers or oozie, there are some quality girls out there.
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Yep

go get you one DG
 
We should cut Danny some slack. He's currently only two girls short of a really-cool three-way.

Why has he not returned to tell us if he witnessed a murder or met Melanie Griffith yet?
 
Pass - As much as Danny's situation makes me want to fly down to Bammer and kick his roomates azz, I think danny's compatibility ratings on christianmingle.com might be below zero :)
 
I say take her back and then bang EVERY SINGLE ONE of her friends. Somewhere in between these sessions, get the ring back. Once the list is complete, dump her.
 
That sucks, ironically I'm recording a song at an Orlando studio exactly about what your going through. It's called, "Your lying eyes" Based on a true story of a good friend who's wife was taking meat from across the street and from the next door neighbor!!
 
Originally posted by BringBackBonner:
Brutal situation, my man. Sorry to hear this.

Have a quick, destructive, entertaining bender and then get on with your life. Don't listen to numbers or oozie, there are some quality girls out there.No there aren't; at least not in sufficient quantities that beating your head against the wall is worth it.
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Originally posted by oozie7:
And Dan you might not feel me on this now but invite your roomy out for a few drinks and thank that man.

If your fiance would strike that close to home well...

He just saved you years worth of chit. At least now you won't lose half of everything you own when you split. Now you and him have some crazy stories to tell. Better him than somebody else. Thank him.
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Danny, you now owe Oozie a bottle of his favorite booze. Great advice right there.

(Although, in my book after taking the roommate for drinks and he's dead drunk I'd repeatedly kick him in the balls.)
 
I'm alive, but round two is about to start. Haven't seen the guy yet, apparently he left to go spend the weekend with her in Tuscaloosa. Yeah she's going to be a lawyer.

There's something too funny about all that.

And forget screwing her friends, her sister is way hotter than she is.
 
Don't worry about safe sex with your bar hook-up, just make sure that you wear a helmet for the inevitable scooter ride in the wee hours of the morning.
 
Hold the hell on. So he's taking her away for a weekend??? That's not how the game is supposed to work.

True story a guy I had known since I was like 14 was banging a girl I was dating. Few years later the reverse happened and we're still best friends. But he's supposed to tell you right away and he damn sure isn't supposed to date the girl. The way you should look at it is that ta a win-win situation. Your best bud gets to bang a whore and he saves you a headache, sort of the same feeling you get when your bro picks up a chick at the bar. And then you guys have crazy stories to share. But this clown had thrown a wrench in the bros over hos motto. Not only did he not tell you as you had to find out on your own but now he's trying to date her!? Man!
 
Originally posted by oozie7:
Hold the hell on. So he's taking her away for a weekend??? That's not how the game is supposed to work.

True story a guy I had known since I was like 14 was banging a girl I was dating. Few years later the reverse happened and we're still best friends. But he's supposed to tell you right away and he damn sure isn't supposed to date the girl. The way you should look at it is that ta a win-win situation. Your best bud gets to bang a whore and he saves you a headache, sort of the same feeling you get when your bro picks up a chick at the bar. And then you guys have crazy stories to share. But this clown had thrown a wrench in the bros over hos motto. Not only did he not tell you as you had to find out on your own but now he's trying to date her!? Man!
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Yep.

Those were my thoughts as well. She apparently came down from Tuscaloosa yesterday (which is only about 2:15 minutes) and, thinking I would be gone all day (I was originally going to get out of class and then drive to Columbus, so I probably wouldn't be back until 10pm or so) they were hooking up.

Now they are both in Tuscaloosa for the long weekend. So I get several days to myself.

At least they aren't invited to my birthday party next Saturday.
 
Ok you're allowed to beat his a$$. You never fight over a chick but in this case you're not fighting over her. You're whooping him for breaking every damn bro code there is SMH.
 
My best friends x-wife was boning his tenant/neighbor since it was a duplex he owned. He came by to get his shit. We were outside doing yard work holding shovels. Let's just say he didn't stay long. Then my friend got drunk and went next door (he has a key since he owns both places). He had been drinking all night so he let go full urination on the guys couch. Then drank some more and went back for seconds. He just had a divorce party which was the most fun I have had in a long time. The key was the awesome piano guy who played all night.
 
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