Crazy Bernie announces he is running against Trump

[GhostOfMatchesMalone]

Raises $6M in first 24 hours. I'd ask how, but people also believe snow in the tropics and desert means global warming, so it's possible.

Eventually he will likely name AOC as his VP pick. Not sure if the Constitution allows for someone as young (and dumb) as AOC to run for VP, but the libs have never really cared what the Constitution says, so...

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

Raises $6M in first 24 hours. I'd ask how, but people also believe snow in the tropics and desert means global warming, so it's possible.

Eventually he will likely name AOC as his VP pick. Not sure if the Constitution allows for someone as young (and dumb) as AOC to run for VP, but the libs have never really cared what the Constitution says, so...

He and Joe a combined 156 years old are coming after the Democratic nomination. That's gonna be some great theater with two old farts bitching at each other like they are in rocking chairs at the Shady Rest retirement home.