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Coach Smrt strikes again

LizardGrad89

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Gives us a free upgrade at DB coach.

From now on I will refer to him as Coach Smrt. To wit:

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Why on Earth would the greatest preseason program in the nation ,ever want to take a coach from Florida?
 
Kirby gets an average overpaid DB coach from us and Gray takes Elam from them. Sounds like a win win situation. Sandbox boy Kirby will be Mullen’s bitch soon. Jawga can go back to being irrelevant inbred hicks when the talent gap closes. That should start next season,
 
Well when a Mullen offense (team) beats Kirby’s defense (team), it’ll be the first time in 10 years. Ouch

LOL this argument is so dumb. Oh you mean Alabama with all their championship teams beat up on Mississippi St? Crown Kirby! Why are you giving him credit for those wins anyway? He wasn’t the head coach. Critical thinking isn’t common in the sticks, I guess.
 
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Only a delusional fan would even think that's possible, 18 was the year to beat us, going to be a couple more before you have an opportunity.

Having the superior coaching staff will cover 19, after that, well, heck, it looks like Mullen is outrecruiting Georgia. What will you do when we have the better coaches and players? I mean, other than hide on your board like you have done for the past 18 years except for the past couple of months.
 
He is a dawg, when he finishes licking his nuts he will lick yours, stay calm
 
Only a delusional fan would even think that's possible, 18 was the year to beat us, going to be a couple more before you have an opportunity.
Actually, 18 will be the last year you guys have a decided talent advantage. You guys should be favorites next year, but it’ll be a fight. After that, you’d better buckle up
 
Well when a Mullen offense (team) beats Kirby’s defense (team), it’ll be the first time in 10 years. Ouch

Facts that buttsniffers always to try to over-look... o_O

Mullen's offense as UF's OC.

W - 2005 9-3 UF 14 - 10 UGly 10-3 - Mullen's 1st season at UF

W - 2006 13-1 UF 21 - 14 UGly 9-4 -- UF SEC-C and NC
(UF then lost a load of starters to the NFL)

L - 2007 9-4 UF 30 - 42 UGly 11-2 -- UGly no championships :cool:

W - 2008 13-1 UF 49 - 10 UGly 10-3 -- UF SEC-C and NC

Yeah, and Meyer was the HC, but how'd UM do after OC Mullen left for MsSt? o_O
 
Mullen against Smart in 2008 with equal talent when Bama and Florida faced off: UF 24 Bama 14. And he did that against Smart with Harvin out of the game.
 

They’ll still have a talent advantage next year in some spots. The problem is they act as if everyone else will stay the same while they’re the only team that’ll improve. All you ever hear is “we were young! 2018 was the year to get us because of youth!” or “Kirby’s recruiting is elite we just reload! (All while they make excuses about being young)” , blah, blah.

Well I’m also sure that 2018 will be the worst roster Mullen will have...the team won 4 games the year before and the roster was made up of the worst 3 year stretch of recruiting in modern UF history. But in their minds 2018 was the normal for UF and they’re just gonna beat us for the forseeable future because, well because. No one else can improve their roster apparently the gap is wide and is gonna continue to grow. With that kind of delusion it’s no wonder many of them on here have predicted multiple championships the next few years.
 
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They’ll still have a talent advantage next year in some spots. The problem is they act as if everyone else will stay the same while they’re the only team that’ll improve. All you ever hear is “we were young! 2018 was the year to get us because of youth!” or “Kirby’s recruiting is elite we just reload! (All while they make excuses about being young)” , blah, blah.

Well I’m also sure that 2018 will be the worst roster Mullen will have...the team won 4 games the year before and the roster was made up of the worst 3 year stretch of recruiting in modern UF history. But in their minds 2018 was the normal for UF and they’re just gonna beat us for the foreseeable future because, well because. No one else can improve their roster apparently the gap is wide and is gonna continue to grow. With that kind of delusion it’s no wonder many of them on here have predicted multiple championships the next few years.

With their top 3 receivers gone and us having a top 5 secondary the only reason they were able to score on us late in 18 is negated.
 
They’ll still have a talent advantage next year in some spots. The problem is they act as if everyone else will stay the same while they’re the only team that’ll improve. All you ever hear is “we were young! 2018 was the year to get us because of youth!” or “Kirby’s recruiting is elite we just reload! (All while they make excuses about being young)” , blah, blah.

Well I’m also sure that 2018 will be the worst roster Mullen will have...the team won 4 games the year before and the roster was made up of the worst 3 year stretch of recruiting in modern UF history. But in their minds 2018 was the normal for UF and they’re just gonna beat us for the forseeable future because, well because. No one else can improve their roster apparently the gap is wide and is gonna continue to grow. With that kind of delusion it’s no wonder many of them on here have predicted multiple championships the next few years.

All of that may be true, we will be better this fall, quite a bit better. But none of that is the reason we beat the gators again is Mullen has yet to win an important game in 10 years. As Mark Richt would say, all those rings do is collect dust, Mullen will keep the swamp dust free.
 
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How will UGA be better this season? You all keep typing it but there’s zero context behind those words.
 
Having the superior coaching staff will cover 19, after that, well, heck, it looks like Mullen is outrecruiting Georgia. What will you do when we have the better coaches and players? I mean, other than hide on your board like you have done for the past 18 years except for the past couple of months.
Outrecruiting? LOL
 
All of that may be true, we will be better this fall, quite a bit better. But none of that is the reason we beat the gators again is Mullen has yet to win an important game in 10 years. As Mark Richt would say, all those rings do is collect dust, Mullen will keep the swamp dust free.
What would Mark Richt know of rings? He doesn't have any.
 
All of that may be true, we will be better this fall, quite a bit better. But none of that is the reason we beat the gators again is Mullen has yet to win an important game in 10 years. As Mark Richt would say, all those rings do is collect dust, Mullen will keep the swamp dust free.

You people still running with this silly narrative? Yes Mullen had a losing record against ranked teams at MSU, and research shows the majority of those were against Bama, LSU, and Auburn, teams with far more talent than he had. Fast forward to this year and he’s already beat 4 ranked teams, more than his entire tenure at MSU. It’s almost like having better players makes a difference or something. Shocking shit.

Meanwhile your god Kirby has yet to beat a ranked SEC West team on the road in 3 years. It took Mullen all of 4 games to accomplish that feat. You might want to look up his record against ranked teams. And he’s had elite talent from all this great recruiting y’all keep telling us about. What’s his excuse?
 
How will UGA be better this season? You all keep typing it but there’s zero context behind those words.

Because of Kirby’s elite recruiting. None of their losses matter. Sort of like how they spent all of last offseason telling us how they just reload, they’re better off without Richt’s players and Kirby’s new recruits, blah, blah, blah. Then when they predictably lose 3 games it was because they were young and had to replace a lot of veterans. Even though they started 14 upperclassmen. They’re mentally ill.
 
You people still running with this silly narrative? Yes Mullen had a losing record against ranked teams at MSU, and research shows the majority of those were against Bama, LSU, and Auburn, teams with far more talent than he had. Fast forward to this year and he’s already beat 4 ranked teams, more than his entire tenure at MSU. It’s almost like having better players makes a difference or something. Shocking shit.

Meanwhile your god Kirby has yet to beat a ranked SEC West team on the road in 3 years. It took Mullen all of 4 games to accomplish that feat. You might want to look up his record against ranked teams. And he’s had elite talent from all this great recruiting y’all keep telling us about. What’s his excuse?
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And you people have this delusional opinion Mullen is some super coach. He was 1-1 against Richt. is 0-2 against kirby and struggled to score and is 9-34 against top 25 teams. Those are the facts of Dan Mullen, always on the outside looking in, same results as he had at State, looked good until he played the top team in his division and got his brains kicked in, every single time.

As for why we will be better, return 15 of 22 starters even with 3 leaving early, return 9 of top 10 OL, 8 of top 9 DL, all but one DB, the top back in the division, maybe conference, ask anyone other than a UF fan who the top back in the East is, you can probably ask that mouthy DB you had too, maybe he remembers what hit him.
 
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And you people have this delusional opinion Mullen is some super coach. He was 1-1 against Richt. is 0-2 against kirby and struggled to score and is 9-34 against top 25 teams. Those are the facts of Dan Mullen, always on the outside looking in, same results as he had at State, looked good until he played the top team in his division and got his brains kicked in, every single time.

As for why we will be better, return 15 of 22 starters even with 3 leaving early, return 9 of top 10 OL, 8 of top 9 DL, all but one DB, the top back in the division, maybe conference, ask anyone other than a UF fan who the top back in the East is, you can probably ask that mouthy DB you had too, maybe he remembers what hit him.
Pretty sure Mullen beat LSU, Michigan and Miss St this year.
 
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And you people have this delusional opinion Mullen is some super coach. He was 1-1 against Richt. is 0-2 against kirby and struggled to score and is 9-34 against top 25 teams. Those are the facts of Dan Mullen, always on the outside looking in, same results as he had at State, looked good until he played the top team in his division and got his brains kicked in, every single time.

As for why we will be better, return 15 of 22 starters even with 3 leaving early, return 9 of top 10 OL, 8 of top 9 DL, all but one DB, the top back in the division, maybe conference, ask anyone other than a UF fan who the top back in the East is, you can probably ask that mouthy DB you had too, maybe he remembers what hit him.

Thanks for confirming you’re an idiot once again.
 
9 of the top 10 OL and 8 of top 9 DL... that lost three games last year to include being manhandled by LSU and Texas. Is UGA the only team capable of improving from year to year in your conference?
 
What is going to be hilarious, and it will only become apparent with time, is just how myopic the UGLY fanbase will be over their coach. Specifically, are they going to be just as ignorant and closed minded to the realities of the clown they have as head coach as Tennessee fans are? Every single Tennessee head coaching hire that comes around (possibly except Doodles), the UT fanbase is all gungho over the guy. Right now the majority of them by and large think that Mr. Potatohead is a good coach. They are truly that blind to reality and I'm wondering how many years it's going to take the UGLY fanbase to realize they have a turd of a game day coach as well. Wonderful at recruiting, but then again so was Butch Jones. Couldn't coach his way out of a wet paper bag during a game though. How long will it take the leghumpers to come to grips with reality?

We knew the very first season that McElnuts was a dud and for the most part, the fanbase was done with him despite limping into the SEC title game to get waxed by Bammer in his first 2 years. The dead fish interviews he gave and deer in the headlights look he had most of the time was all it took for even the most clueless of die hard fans.

At least Muschamp gave us great defenses and was fired up about his program, he just didn't know the first thing about winning games or getting an offense.

Tennessee has another clown car accident in the works with the current bum-off-the-street they bought, and the Beaver isn't really looking like he's any better when it comes to managing a team and football games and has shown that with some of the best talent on any team in the country, all he knows how to do is give uninspiring performances and fail to prepare his team to show up and play like they should be.
 
What is going to be hilarious, and it will only become apparent with time, is just how myopic the UGLY fanbase will be over their coach. Specifically, are they going to be just as ignorant and closed minded to the realities of the clown they have as head coach as Tennessee fans are? Every single Tennessee head coaching hire that comes around (possibly except Doodles), the UT fanbase is all gungho over the guy. Right now the majority of them by and large think that Mr. Potatohead is a good coach. They are truly that blind to reality and I'm wondering how many years it's going to take the UGLY fanbase to realize they have a turd of a game day coach as well. Wonderful at recruiting, but then again so was Butch Jones. Couldn't coach his way out of a wet paper bag during a game though. How long will it take the leghumpers to come to grips with reality?

We knew the very first season that McElnuts was a dud and for the most part, the fanbase was done with him despite limping into the SEC title game to get waxed by Bammer in his first 2 years. The dead fish interviews he gave and deer in the headlights look he had most of the time was all it took for even the most clueless of die hard fans.

At least Muschamp gave us great defenses and was fired up about his program, he just didn't know the first thing about winning games or getting an offense.

Tennessee has another clown car accident in the works with the current bum-off-the-street they bought, and the Beaver isn't really looking like he's any better when it comes to managing a team and football games and has shown that with some of the best talent on any team in the country, all he knows how to do is give uninspiring performances and fail to prepare his team to show up and play like they should be.

Never forget, this is the fanbase who kept Mark Richt around for some 15-20 years and was largely content with him. A guy that took Miami fans less than 2 seasons to figure out he wasn't up to the task.
 
Bringing up Mullen’s top 25 record at MSU is like saying Saban was trash because he struggled at Michigan State. Better players make coaches look better. Shocking I know.
 
Better players make coaches look better. Shocking I know.

Yep, right up until they can't finish the season and/or CHOKE on the big ones... o_O

#5 UGly/Smirt goes down to #15 Txazz, finishing the season going 0-2

Choke-la homa/Viley backs into the Big12-C going 1-1 with Txazz then losing again to UA.

#10 UF/Dan opens up an economy sized can of 'Whoop-Azz' on the #7 Meatchickens, finishing the season going 4-0. :p

While better coaches make players look better... :cool:
 
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Bringing up Mullen’s top 25 record at MSU is like saying Saban was trash because he struggled at Michigan State. Better players make coaches look better. Shocking I know.
Saban sucks because he couldn’t beat anybody at Michigan St. LOL.

Mullen can flat out coach. He’s proven that by being the best coach Miss St has ever had and the huge turnaround in year 1 at UF. UGA fans aren’t going to admit to that regardless of how obvious it may be.
 
Conversely, one might ask What has Beaver done to illicit so much praise from the leghumpers? Other than recruit. He's never done jack. Dan Mullen won 2 national titles here at Florida with his offense, and when he left to go coach at MSST, there was a significant drop off in the offense and the team failed that year to win back to back titles. There is clear evidence for Mullen being one of the very key cogs in Florida's success under Meyer. Beaver on the other hand is just one more in a long line of Saban assistants who come and go through the revolving door. Did he win any titles there? I don't know and I don't care because the machine that Saban is running there doesn't much care who the coordinators are. Lane Kiffin won them a national title for crying out loud. They've won national championship rings there with other defensive coordinators so to me, that means Beaver isn't anything special that one should be hootin' and hollerin about. It's the same mentality that has IDIOTS thinking that Mr. Potatohead is going to do good things at Tennessee even though he made that team worse in year 1 and he's never done a single thing with the sport of football other than be able to say he coached under Nick Saban. We have yet to see a Nick Saban assistant turn out to be a successful head coach. Muschamp and McElnuts both failed for us and I truly hope we never elevate one of his table scraps to head coach ever again.
 
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