Adventures in early voting by DCandtheUTBand

[DCandtheUTBand]

I thought I might have to check in to a mental hospital after waiting in line today.

A group of four Boomer libtards were behind me and my wife as we waited in line.

First was the 15 min of banal conversation were the erudite scholars proclaimed their brilliance and wherein I said to myself these are Biden voters.
One lady had an Irish accent so I could only assume a former immigrant the others were typical loudmouthed Yankees regaling people with their brilliant banter.

How did they end up in my neck of the woods?

There was the repeating of nonsense about Trump and imparting quotes to him that he obviously didnt actually say.

Next came the trashing of McConnell, Jim Jordan and Lindsey Graham.
Ah yes these champions of gay and transgender rights called him Mrs Lindsey.

Then it was onto some french cartoon lampooning Trump and the hand-wringing over Eurotrash perceptions.
Lawd Martha they think we are all provincials!

Lucky for them I was raised in the south or I would have dropped a few tons of f-bombs on their sorry @sses.

 

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

I vote at the Ruritan Club in Beech Bluff, TN. No chance I'll run into anybody other than good Christian country folk.

 

[DCandtheUTBand]

I like Elon Musk but these shuffle boarders were groupies. Science appears to be their god and Musk a saint. Cappy the Pious ( in his 30s newsboy plaid hat) prophesied and let everyone know what his god science had in store over the next 50 years. We will have androids that pass for human in a decade and these hip boomers were into neural interfaces for the people. They are so down with it that they still watch SNL and love them some Jim Carrey. This X-er hasn't watched SNL in decades. These were the types who are retired with more cent$ than brains.

 

[Sunburnt Indian]

So this election is about Trump? I got word yesterday Parker County, Texas saw all time record voting. You can't get more MAGA country than Parker County.