What has 300,000 arms and legs and 34 teeth?

[TennesseeGator]

Tune in Saturday to your local ABC network 8:00 EST.


The clash of the hillbilly's http://www.espn.com/college-footbal...us-virginia-tech-bristol-motor-speedway-night

 

[Gator Fever]

I wonder if VT can beat TN in this game.

 

[sadgator]

It would be so great if VT would win. But sadgator listened to the VT coach on Sirius College Football Radio this am and he didn't sound particularly confident.

 

[sadgator]

...and VT really should get more credit for teeth count.

 

[MJWilliamson]

The banjos will be strong in this game

 

[TennesseeGator]

...and VT really should get more credit for teeth count.

They get 22.

UT and 12 go together pretty good.

 

[TennesseeGator]

It would be so great if VT would win. But sadgator listened to the VT coach on Sirius College Football Radio this am and he didn't sound particularly confident.

I don't claim to know too many "famous" people. However Justin Fuente I do know on the personal level. I was involved in several of the same community gatherings as he or his wife(which is hot as hell) were involved in.

The guy is one of those types that will tell you the worst of the situation will happen. Just to have you prepared for the worst scenario. However deep down inside he has the utmost confidence in his abilities or those he has taught.

He was trying to convince a crowd of close friends that he thought Paxton Lynch wouldn't throw for 125 yards against Missouri State. That's just how he rolls. He is a perfectionist and demands perfection or he will not rest well.

I don't think VT will best UT but I now never believe his doom and gloom speeches. With the wife he has, the guy is a natural winner.

 

[Dannygator1989]

Maybe I'm doing my math wrong,

But why would there only be 300,000 limbs?

Severe diabetes complications?

 

[MJWilliamson]

 

[TennesseeGator]

Maybe I'm doing my math wrong,

But why would there only be 300,000 limbs?

Severe diabetes complications?

Of all people to be a joke filter, I didn't expect it to be you.

150,000 people. 2 arms for each person. 150,000=300,000 arms AND 300,000 legs.

 

[Dannygator1989]

Of all people to be a joke filter, I didn't expect it to be you.

150,000 people. 2 arms for each person. 150,000=300,000 arms AND 300,000 legs.

I liked it better when I pictured a stadium filled with toothless amputees.

 

[TennesseeGator]

I liked it better when I pictured a stadium filled with toothless amputees.

Lol, they are already ugly enough. No need to take any limbs away.

 

[Dannygator1989]

Lol, they are already ugly enough. No need to take any limbs away.

I'm likely going to be switching between Bristol football and Richmond racing tonight...which will be confusing in my drunken state.

 

[GatorGray]

his wife(which is hot as hell)

TTIWWP

 

[MJWilliamson]

 

[MJWilliamson]

 

[MJWilliamson]

 

[Rod Dangerfield]

 

[DocZaius]

That's the best you got?

I guess after 11 years you gotta come up with something...