ADVERTISEMENT

Was in Fla last week

DCandtheUTBand

DCandtheUTBand

Gator Great
Sep 5, 2001
4,042
6,551
113
Went to NASA...Still hampered by COVID. Then went to Gayzney World. Other than selling gay merch (rainbow stuff)I did not see much gayness. I maybe saw two women holding hands but thankfully no PDA between males. I did make the rise of the resistance ride.

Beware of the mission space ride after revamp...if you are old it pulls 2.5 Gs...I almost passed out.

And Fla drivers are the worst I have been around.
 
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: Dr. Curmudgeon, gatordad3, nail1988 and 1 other person
DCandtheUTBand said:
I did make the rise of the resistance ride.

Beware of the mission space ride after revamp...if you are old it pulls 2.5 Gs...I almost passed out.
Click to expand...
Rise of the Resistance is the best theme park attraction sadgator has ever experienced. If you are a Star Wars fan, you gotta do that…it is just beyond description…

And totally agree on Misson Space…sadgator did it like 2 weeks ago…was sick in like 3 seconds after lift-off…DO NOT RIDE the intense motion (Orange) side…
 
  • Like
  • Wow
Reactions: greyghost14 and nail1988
Why does McDonald's in Orlando claim to be the world's biggest? McDonald's at Vinita, Oklahoma sits atop all 4 lanes of I-44. Vinita looks much bigger to me. I've dined at both a number of times.
 
sadgator said:
…and seriously…there’s nothing better than being stuck in a Disney queue behind two hot lesbians in princess or Minnie garb who are feeling amorous…it’s the stuff middle aged Dad’s dreams are made of…

if you don’t love that…you aren’t a true American male…
Click to expand...

Well, if your “middle aged Dad’s dreams” revolve around a couple cartoon characters then I guess that truly does make you a sadgator.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Dr. Curmudgeon
DCandtheUTBand said:
Went to NASA...Still hampered by COVID. Then went to Gayzney World. Other than selling gay merch (rainbow stuff)I did not see much gayness. I maybe saw two women holding hands but thankfully no PDA between males. I did make the rise of the resistance ride.

Beware of the mission space ride after revamp...if you are old it pulls 2.5 Gs...I almost passed out.

And Fla drivers are the worst I have been around.
Click to expand...
I'm hoping to visit the Holyland Theme Park on my next visit to PSL. I'm praying for your health, DC. God Bless.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ukalum1988 and DCandtheUTBand
DCandtheUTBand said:
Went to NASA...Still hampered by COVID. Then went to Gayzney World. Other than selling gay merch (rainbow stuff)I did not see much gayness. I maybe saw two women holding hands but thankfully no PDA between males. I did make the rise of the resistance ride.

Beware of the mission space ride after revamp...if you are old it pulls 2.5 Gs...I almost passed out.

And Fla drivers are the worst I have been around.
Click to expand...

Its not the florida drivers its all the ones who come to florida from everywhere else. New Yorkers and people from Pennsylvania seem to be the worst of the bunch.
 
  • Haha
Reactions: Dr. Curmudgeon
sadgator said:
…and seriously…there’s nothing better than being stuck in a Disney queue behind two hot lesbians in princess or Minnie garb who are feeling amorous…it’s the stuff middle aged Dad’s dreams are made of…

if you don’t love that…you aren’t a true American male…
Click to expand...
Male? Thats hate speech... Shame on you. Might get cancelled lol
 
sadgator said:
…and seriously…there’s nothing better than being stuck in a Disney queue behind two hot lesbians in princess or Minnie garb who are feeling amorous…it’s the stuff middle aged Dad’s dreams are made of…

if you don’t love that…you aren’t a true American male…
Click to expand...
What in the actual fvck? Lipstick lesbians don't matriculate through Disney. They swim like porpoises on the banks of Islamorada's sandbar. Sad likes him some butch truck driver lesbos swapping spit on "It's a Small Small World". :oops: I don't understand Dimtards, and I never will.:p
 
  • Haha
  • Wow
Reactions: DCandtheUTBand, BillCutting4585 and ukalum1988
NavigatorII said:
What in the actual fvck? Lipstick lesbians don't matriculate through Disney. They swim like porpoises on the banks of Islamorada's sandbar. Sad likes him some butch truck driver lesbos swapping spit on "It's a Small Small World". :oops: I don't understand Dimtards, and I never will.:p
Click to expand...

Sad’s description is credible.

Disney has a bunch of short-running live shows that run like 20 times a day. This requires a steady pipeline of young “princesses” who can carry a tune or at least lipsync, depending the role, for $15/hour. Then, there are the hundreds of costumed “cast members.”

Also, no one matriculates at Disney. It’s called UCF.
 
fsu939913 said:
Its not the florida drivers its all the ones who come to florida from everywhere else. New Yorkers and people from Pennsylvania seem to be the worst of the bunch.
Click to expand...
LOL wherever they are from they have Fla plates and came close to wrecking me by cutting me off while I was in the right lane. No signal and inches from my front bumper. A sneeze and we are wrecked.

In Nashville everyday we have AN idiot weaving in and out because he must be about to sh*t his pants. AND up here we have a recent troubling trend of road rage involving guns.

Driving through Fla it was dozens of reckless morons trying to get somewhere 2 seconds faster than everyone else.
 
  • Like
Reactions: GhostOfMatchesMalone, BillCutting4585 and fsu939913
Native Floridian drivers are honestly pretty bad. The best drivers are in the Pacific Northwest where everyone is super cautious and passive, and in Great Plains, where people tend have a natural chill.
 
Last edited:
DCandtheUTBand said:
LOL wherever they are from they have Fla plates and came close to wrecking me by cutting me off while I was in the right lane. No signal and inches from my front bumper. A sneeze and we are wrecked.

In Nashville everyday we have AN idiot weaving in and out because he must be about to sh*t his pants. AND up here we have a recent troubling trend of road rage involving guns.

Driving through Fla it was dozens of reckless morons trying to get somewhere 2 seconds faster than everyone else.
Click to expand...
The best are the Michigan snowbirds who will miss their turn and just stop and hit reverse on the highway.
 
  • Like
  • Haha
Reactions: BamaFan1137 and EvilWayz
Uniformed_ReRe said:
Native Floridian drivers are honestly pretty bad. The best drivers are in the Pacific Northwest where everyone is super cautious and passive, and in Great Plains, where people tend have a natural chill.
Click to expand...
Native Floridians? It's the transplants that can't drive, Natives I've only met a few times in my decades of living in South Florida, the rest were snowbirds.
 
  • Like
Reactions: GhostOfMatchesMalone
DCandtheUTBand said:
LOL wherever they are from they have Fla plates and came close to wrecking me by cutting me off while I was in the right lane. No signal and inches from my front bumper. A sneeze and we are wrecked.

In Nashville everyday we have AN idiot weaving in and out because he must be about to sh*t his pants. AND up here we have a recent troubling trend of road rage involving guns.

Driving through Fla it was dozens of reckless morons trying to get somewhere 2 seconds faster than everyone else.
Click to expand...
The influx of drivers on our Fla highways from the "blue" states has crowded our highways. Because of my perception of their poor voting choices in their former states I am reluctant to welcome them with open arms.
 
  • Like
Reactions: GhostOfMatchesMalone, ukalum1988 and DCandtheUTBand
nothergator said:
The influx of drivers on our Fla highways from the "blue" states has crowded our highways. Because of my perception of their poor voting choices in their former states I am reluctant to welcome them with open arms.
Click to expand...
So after I returned to TN I have begun to notice a lot of drivers around here with Fla plates. They must have followed me home and they brought their bad driving with them. When Trump gets re-elected he needs to build a wall around Ny and Ca after he finishes the one with Mexico.
 
DCandtheUTBand said:
So after I returned to TN I have begun to notice a lot of drivers around here with Fla plates. They must have followed me home and they brought their bad driving with them. When Trump gets re-elected he needs to build a wall around Ny and Ca after he finishes the one with Mexico.
Click to expand...
You are wise. I have noticed this. I usually appreciate and favor your posts but you know there is good and bad in all of us, even driving. You may not believe this but I have had my moments myself.
It would be a good outcome if Trumps gets re-elected but I am afraid that by the time we get him or any other Repub in office it may be too late to build any walls.
 
EvilWayz said:
I would never have believed this if I hadn't seen it first hand.
Click to expand...

In the 90's they would stop on I-4 to pick oranges. Slam on the brakes, pull into the emergency lane, climb over a barbwire fence...and steal freaking oranges.

Another favorite...slamming on the brakes on an interstate on-ramp. I never understood this one until I went up north and saw a stop sign on a state highway on-ramp. Dumb AF.
 
  • Like
Reactions: martycat1 and fsu939913
BamaFan1137 said:
In the 90's they would stop on I-4 to pick oranges. Slam on the brakes, pull into the emergency lane, climb over a barbwire fence...and steal freaking oranges.

Another favorite...slamming on the brakes on an interstate on-ramp. I never understood this one until I went up north and saw a stop sign on a state highway on-ramp. Dumb AF.
Click to expand...
They use them in Georgia now. Atlanta South area.
 
  • Wow
Reactions: BamaFan1137
You must log in or register to reply here.
ADVERTISEMENT

Latest posts

ADVERTISEMENT
Top Bottom
Back