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THE USPS can lick my nuts

USPS has been in decline for years. I go directly to a UPS store and mail it priority. It gets there in two days.
 
I mailed a package 2 day priority on the 18th, and its STILL IN TRANSIT.

Called to complain and they say it's not guaranteed.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT, OVER.

Why did I pay 17 bucks to get it sent priority then????

Just another reason why the government shouldn't be trusted to do anything important.

/RANT

#FirstWorldProblems
 
My folks came here in the seventies from a third world country and they agree that it's bullshit.
#blowitoutyourass

My ancestors were "pacifying the natives" in the Pequot War in 1637.

My 5th great grandfather crossed the East River under the cover of darkness & fog & Leadership of General George Washington after we got Our butts kicked in the Battle of Long Island.

My 3rd great granduncles fought the rebellion of racist pro-slavers to maintain the Union.

They snark at your complaints of late packages. Mr #FirstWorldProblems
 
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My ancestors were "pacifying the natives" in the Pequot War in 1637.

My 5th great grandfather crossed the East River under the cover of darkness & fog & Leadership of General George Washington after we got Our butts kicked in the Battle of Long Island.

My 3rd great granduncles fought the rebellion of racist pro-slavers to maintain the Union.

They snark at your complaints of late packages. Mr #FirstWorldProblems

How do you think they feel about your entitled sense of self-loathing over living in the same country that they loved and were proud of till they died?
 
My ancestors were "pacifying the natives" in the Pequot War in 1637.

My 5th great grandfather crossed the East River under the cover of darkness & fog & Leadership of General George Washington after we got Our butts kicked in the Battle of Long Island.

My 3rd great granduncles fought the rebellion of racist pro-slavers to maintain the Union.

They snark at your complaints of late packages. Mr #FirstWorldProblems
I don't think you understand how smack talk works.
 
I had a similar experience with that unfortunately mislabeled United States Postal "Service".
Weren't no Service nothin' boys.
 
My ancestors were "pacifying the natives" in the Pequot War in 1637.

My 5th great grandfather crossed the East River under the cover of darkness & fog & Leadership of General George Washington after we got Our butts kicked in the Battle of Long Island.

My 3rd great granduncles fought the rebellion of racist pro-slavers to maintain the Union.

They snark at your complaints of late packages. Mr #FirstWorldProblems
Well, it's also a known fact that Ulysses Grant was staggering drunk, so I guess it's a good thing there was no internet then.
 
I had a similar experience with that unfortunately mislabeled United States Postal "Service".
Weren't no Service nothin' boys.

Righties are so funny. Thank God Fedex has never had a delivery issue.
 
Well, it's also a known fact that Ulysses Grant was staggering drunk, so I guess it's a good thing there was no internet then.

Grant left that out of his autobiography (highly recommend that book) but there are other sources that did mention some drinking when he was idle, but not during active battles.
 
Grant left that out of his autobiography (highly recommend that book) but there are other sources that did mention some drinking when he was idle, but not during active battles.
Considering the fact that he struggled to finish it just days before he died so that his family wouldn't be penniless after his death, I don't find it surprising that he left out all mention of his known drunkenness.
 
My 3rd great granduncles fought the rebellion of racist pro-slavers to maintain the Union.

The Civil War wasn't about slavery, it was about States' Rights. And the North wasn't opposed to slavery out of some moral outrage, they fully embraced slavery...right until they realized that the soil and climate of the North wasn't suited to farming as it was in the South.

When they saw that the slaves provided a huge economic advantage to the South via enhanced production of cotton and agriculture, that's when the North began to push for nationwide outlaw of slavery. The North held the power in the country, and they saw that the South was an emerging economic powerhouse that would also soon take the power from the North, if they didn't find a way to stop it.

And they did. So the next time a northerner claims they opposed slavery out of some moral code, you can educate them on their true motivations.
 
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