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You do realize that I’m playing you guys like puppets don’t you? I show people how upset and tough you act on here and we laugh our asses off at you. Danny, Tennessee and Lizzy89 you guys are a joke but, it feels good to dominate you mentally. And Sad is well Sad. Guy has been on here for a decade as he’s to cheap to do premium anywhere well like all of you. I’m premium at another site and was here last year but, the new Mgmt. doesn’t do a good job like Mark, Marty and Laura used to do so, I pay MONEY elsewhere. And if I’m so bad just ignore me but, you don’t, why?
21-22,000 posts is why as you have nothing else in your pathetic existence. Well besides this pathetic board. I used to be a Moderator 15 years ago and I tried to get Corey Bender to moderate this board but, he won’t so, I don’t care. I don’t care what you say as it makes me laugh. Think of someone like Lizardgrad89 with 22,000 posts. I have under 2,000 and that’s a LOT. He’s on here 24/7 like this past weekend. I was at a thing called a football game. He’s spent like 45 days 24/7 on a message board. Yeah, I’m so envious of him. And Sad I can pull up posts from years ago as for YEARS you have been on this FREE board. I’m not Bucsnole but, obviously more than one person is tired of your Jimmy routine. And I can’t believe a MAN is ok being a henpecked Liberal alike you are.

Oh well most of you are on ignore but, you’ll read this anyways with this sharp and witty replies of yours. And of course must have a Gay angle within them. Is that the old “He who smelt it delt it?” Im a heterosexual
but, those of you who aren’t ill use a Seinfeld reference “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Especially Tennessee or is that inbreeding?

LFOL!...
 
You do realize that I’m playing you guys like puppets don’t you? I show people how upset and tough you act on here and we laugh our asses off at you. Danny, Tennessee and Lizzy89 you guys are a joke but, it feels good to dominate you mentally. And Sad is well Sad. Guy has been on here for a decade as he’s to cheap to do premium anywhere well like all of you. I’m premium at another site and was here last year but, the new Mgmt. doesn’t do a good job like Mark, Marty and Laura used to do so, I pay MONEY elsewhere. And if I’m so bad just ignore me but, you don’t, why?
21-22,000 posts is why as you have nothing else in your pathetic existence. Well besides this pathetic board. I used to be a Moderator 15 years ago and I tried to get Corey Bender to moderate this board but, he won’t so, I don’t care. I don’t care what you say as it makes me laugh. Think of someone like Lizardgrad89 with 22,000 posts. I have under 2,000 and that’s a LOT. He’s on here 24/7 like this past weekend. I was at a thing called a football game. He’s spent like 45 days 24/7 on a message board. Yeah, I’m so envious of him. And Sad I can pull up posts from years ago as for YEARS you have been on this FREE board. I’m not Bucsnole but, obviously more than one person is tired of your Jimmy routine. And I can’t believe a MAN is ok being a henpecked Liberal alike you are.

Oh well most of you are on ignore but, you’ll read this anyways with this sharp and witty replies of yours. And of course must have a Gay angle within them. Is that the old “He who smelt it delt it?” Im a heterosexual
but, those of you who aren’t ill use a Seinfeld reference “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Especially Tennessee or is that inbreeding?

LFOL!...

It's sweet that you are thinking of me.

Still waiting on those gun pics.
 
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It's sweet that you are thinking of me.

Still waiting on those gun pics.
You do realize that I’m playing you guys like puppets don’t you? I show people how upset and tough you act on here and we laugh our asses off at you. Danny, Tennessee and Lizzy89 you guys are a joke but, it feels good to dominate you mentally. And Sad is well Sad. Guy has been on here for a decade as he’s to cheap to do premium anywhere well like all of you. I’m premium at another site and was here last year but, the new Mgmt. doesn’t do a good job like Mark, Marty and Laura used to do so, I pay MONEY elsewhere. And if I’m so bad just ignore me but, you don’t, why?
21-22,000 posts is why as you have nothing else in your pathetic existence. Well besides this pathetic board. I used to be a Moderator 15 years ago and I tried to get Corey Bender to moderate this board but, he won’t so, I don’t care. I don’t care what you say as it makes me laugh. Think of someone like Lizardgrad89 with 22,000 posts. I have under 2,000 and that’s a LOT. He’s on here 24/7 like this past weekend. I was at a thing called a football game. He’s spent like 45 days 24/7 on a message board. Yeah, I’m so envious of him. And Sad I can pull up posts from years ago as for YEARS you have been on this FREE board. I’m not Bucsnole but, obviously more than one person is tired of your Jimmy routine. And I can’t believe a MAN is ok being a henpecked Liberal alike you are.

Oh well most of you are on ignore but, you’ll read this anyways with this sharp and witty replies of yours. And of course must have a Gay angle within them. Is that the old “He who smelt it delt it?” Im a heterosexual
but, those of you who aren’t ill use a Seinfeld reference “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Especially Tennessee or is that inbreeding?

LFOL!...

Some people don’t understand what ignore does but, I’ll explain it to you mental midgets ( And no I’m not talking about your small package Sad ) and it means I don’t see anything you post you pathetic losers. I can’t imagine some of you with 21,000++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Posts. Say each time you are online for 5 minutes. That is probably low but,

5 X 21,000 = 105,000 minutes or

1,750 hours or

72.92 days of your pathetic existence on a message board.

Yeah you got a family, job and a life. LMFAOL at you.

And Sad many people think you are a joke. I joke about things but, you actually think you are cool? No, you are a pathetic JOKE of a man. I PLAYED football and I life weights unlike you another liberal who can’t back up shit. BTW, Trump beat your perfect candidate Hillary CANKLES Clinton’s FAT ass in 2016. Sucks to be a loser huh? BTW I go to almost every Gator game and I’d love to just talk to you. But, you won’t will you? I either have my driver park the party bus by the O Dome or by my old frat. For those who remember Slugfest, I did it for 2 years and was 2-0.
 
I PLAYED football and I life weights unlike you.
Anyone else hear Bruce Springsteen "Glory Days" when you read this?

That's a pretty stupid metric. I've never played a down of football and the only reason I lift weights is I have to for physical therapy.

And I promise very few people want a piece of me.
 
You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.
 
You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.

Sitting on a park bench
Eying little girls with bad intent
Snots running down his nose
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes, hey, LakerGator...
 
Some people don’t understand what ignore does but, I’ll explain it to you mental midgets ( And no I’m not talking about your small package Sad ) and it means I don’t see anything you post you pathetic losers. I can’t imagine some of you with 21,000++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Posts. Say each time you are online for 5 minutes. That is probably low but,

5 X 21,000 = 105,000 minutes or

1,750 hours or

72.92 days of your pathetic existence on a message board.

Yeah you got a family, job and a life. LMFAOL at you.

And Sad many people think you are a joke. I joke about things but, you actually think you are cool? No, you are a pathetic JOKE of a man. I PLAYED football and I life weights unlike you another liberal who can’t back up shit. BTW, Trump beat your perfect candidate Hillary CANKLES Clinton’s FAT ass in 2016. Sucks to be a loser huh? BTW I go to almost every Gator game and I’d love to just talk to you. But, you won’t will you? I either have my driver park the party bus by the O Dome or by my old frat. For those who remember Slugfest, I did it for 2 years and was 2-0.

If you are ignoring me, why are you quoting me?

As an example, I have Insta on ignore, and I don't see his posts, so I don't quote them.

I am trying to understand how you could have put me on ignore, then feel you need to explain to me how ignore works.

Or maybe, you think the ignore feature is you TELL me you are ignoring me, and so then I am supposed to stop responding to your insanity, that by responding I am "violating the sanctity of the ignore". or some such.

That doesn't make much sense, but as you are nuttier than a fruitcake, I can see your mind maybe working this way.
 
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You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.

Tough but fair.
 
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You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.

And I thought premature ejaculation was the whole point with blow up dolls.
 
You do realize that I’m playing you guys like puppets don’t you? I show people how upset and tough you act on here and we laugh our asses off at you. Danny, Tennessee and Lizzy89 you guys are a joke but, it feels good to dominate you mentally. And Sad is well Sad. Guy has been on here for a decade as he’s to cheap to do premium anywhere well like all of you. I’m premium at another site and was here last year but, the new Mgmt. doesn’t do a good job like Mark, Marty and Laura used to do so, I pay MONEY elsewhere. And if I’m so bad just ignore me but, you don’t, why?
21-22,000 posts is why as you have nothing else in your pathetic existence. Well besides this pathetic board. I used to be a Moderator 15 years ago and I tried to get Corey Bender to moderate this board but, he won’t so, I don’t care. I don’t care what you say as it makes me laugh. Think of someone like Lizardgrad89 with 22,000 posts. I have under 2,000 and that’s a LOT. He’s on here 24/7 like this past weekend. I was at a thing called a football game. He’s spent like 45 days 24/7 on a message board. Yeah, I’m so envious of him. And Sad I can pull up posts from years ago as for YEARS you have been on this FREE board. I’m not Bucsnole but, obviously more than one person is tired of your Jimmy routine. And I can’t believe a MAN is ok being a henpecked Liberal alike you are.

Oh well most of you are on ignore but, you’ll read this anyways with this sharp and witty replies of yours. And of course must have a Gay angle within them. Is that the old “He who smelt it delt it?” Im a heterosexual
but, those of you who aren’t ill use a Seinfeld reference “not that there’s anything wrong with that.” Especially Tennessee or is that inbreeding?

LFOL!...
You're an idiot lmao
 
You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.

So, your such a man that you read my post loser? I’m laughing ass off that you took the time to post that. It seems you have experience with BLOW UP DOLLS you pathetic loser. 6,000 posts and counting. I guess you are such a cool dude that you have time to talk about your fetish’s of gay sex. You on ignore now so I got the last word you inbred loser whose fantasy is to be the guy in an all male bukakke. I’m sure you know all about them.

Bye, Bye Poindexter.
 
You actually brag about paying to follow Mark Wheeler news? The same news that comes out 10 minutes later on crap like Twitter.

You have a driver because you got busted drinking too many Zimas. You cant even explain a cover 2 in football terms without Google. You are a career mall cop. You know absolutely zero about football outside of what the reject Mark Wheeler tells you. You are a follower...not a leader. You claim to ride the Trump train but we all know you truly votes Jill Stein. You claim to lift weights but the shake weight dont really count. I would have you wrapped up like a pretzel and finish you off with a rear naked choke but it would be a waste of time because You have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial. You are softer then velvet. You have never attended one class at UF. Less long graduated. Working as a crossing guard during game day doesn't classify you as an LEO. The most manly you ever felt was when your Uncle Ralph gave you a tool kit with a 8" level, a pink phillips head, and a ball peen hammer. Little Sad Gator beat you in arm wrestling decades ago and you have stalked him ever since. You were the kid at recess that strapped up with the chain safety belt on the swing at age 10. You try to join the manly men on the weekends with your chargable weed eater because you are too sissy to handle the smell of a 2 stroke. When you visit the lake and everyone is on wave runners and bass boats you are the the sissy in the pedal boat. You wear a life jacket in the shallow end of the pool. You are the wuss who walks around with pocket hand sanitizer. You still carry a hanky to open a door in public. I bet you pinch your nose when you sneeze. I bet you even "toot" after eating honey bbq wings because you cant handle mild sauce. You threw up the first wiff of skoal pouches. You smoke Virginia Slims at parties the one time you are invited. You probably use a 2' step ladder and brag you overcame your fear of heights. You keep ear plugs in your pocket in case a moped approaches. You quit flag football in the 2nd grade. You actually took an apple to your grade school teacher. I bet you own a laberdoodle with skin allergies as well as a calaco cat. The only other time you stepped foot on a football field was when you played the clarinet. It was too heavy so the band instructor let you tap the symbol to make you feel important. You cook out on an electric grill. You prematurely ejaculated on a blow up doll.
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!
 
You cook out on an electric grill.
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So, your such a man that you read my post loser? I’m laughing ass off that you took the time to post that. It seems you have experience with BLOW UP DOLLS you pathetic loser. 6,000 posts and counting. I guess you are such a cool dude that you have time to talk about your fetish’s of gay sex. You on ignore now so I got the last word you inbred loser whose fantasy is to be the guy in an all male bukakke. I’m sure you know all about them.

Bye, Bye Poindexter.
Earkle, you lost once again. You even typed that with a stutter.
 
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