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Sebastian the Ibis needs an eyebrow pluck

You just described the entire University of Tennessee fanbase. Short of the "missing all but one tooth" line.
 
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You just described the entire University of Tennessee fanbase. Short of the "missing all but one tooth" line.
Don't get me started on those checkered overall wearing, meth smoking, copper wire snatching, lemme steal the window unit out of the elementary school, so I can go to the recycle scrap yard to make $50 to buy a carton on Doral red 100's, a quart of Icehouse,and still have $5 to put Dodge Store gas in my 93 Caviler with the #3 Dale Decal. Let's go get the kids our mama and daddy are raising and take them to Kentucky Lake on the state park side since it's free, snap a few selfies with my gunerment phone, post it on Facebook and "show all the haters I'm a good mom". While I'm at it don't talk about their father because he is a good dad because he works a legit job at the saw mill where he makes sure he has a legit check that gets garnished and no bitches he lives with his grandma in her house not because he is a freeloader and had access to her loratabs but because he is taking care of her and takes to to the bank because he is power of attorney over her SSI.

Keep talking shiz on us and next time I see you in Soddy Daisy gymnasium I'll split your wig you whore. GBO VFL
 
Also I saw this allegation/rumor on the UFL subreddit.. The band director & a prof. beaten after the game. The reddit post may be deleted by their mods since it's unsubstantiated..

Edit: Saving from the reddit thread:

Dr. Patrick Dunnigan, Director of Bands at FSU posted this on his FB:

Just now hearing the news that my longtime friend and colleague, Jay Watkins, Director of the UF Gator Marching Band, was attacked and thrown to the ground by a couple of Miami fans last night as he tried to intervene when they forced their way into the band with the intention of hurting the Gator Band kids. One student ended up with a bloody nose; Jay hit his head on the pavement as he was thrown to the ground. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Students in band uniforms are an easy and all-to-common target for disgruntled fans — especially these idiots who attend Miami games. I know from personal experience just how dangerous a visiting stadium can be especially any game with Miami. STADIUM OPERATORS NEED TO PROVIDE SECURITY FOR VISITING BANDS. They make a ton of money on these games and there is NO EXCUSE for not having ample security for the band members. I am grateful that FSU sees fit to send four FSU PD officers with us when we travel to these high-profile games but, someday, even that will prove to be not enough. Jay tells me he is very sore today and has a nasty bump on his head, but THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. He works his ass off and does not deserve this. College football fans everywhere should demand that their universities provide ample security for the band. This is an insult to the spirit of college football.
 
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