sadgator has a warning for you FSU folks...

[sadgator]

...you sumbitches might own us in every sport known to man, but you might want to think twice before you try and take our women...

...the dude who gets stuck with mrs. sadgator will be one seriously frustrated m-f-er...

Y'all should stick to your porno chick or Jimbo's X-wife, or whatever....

 

[alaskanseminole]

 

[sadgator]

 

[fsu939913]

When i went to fsu, i had friends at UF. Use to go down and party, slayed many coeds in gate town.

 

[oozie7]

LOL

 

[SoProudNole]

When i went to fsu, i had friends at UF. Use to go down and party, slayed many trannies in gate town.

Nice.....I guess?

 

[fsu939913]

Nice.....I guess?

They are the BEST

 

[RHT 3]

Any chance we get a pic in order to determine if mrs sad is worth the effort ?

 

[sadgator]

There are no known recorded photos of mrs. sadgator on the Internet. That said (and you just have to trust sadgator on this), she could literally be a stunt double for Pippa Middleton, so use your imagination.

sadgator has always been wildly attracted to mrs. sadgator; however, he would have just as much luck scoring with the actual Pippa Middleton on any given night than with mrs. sadgator.

 

[fsu939913]

Forgot to mention. I slay a gator softball player kirsti from time to time.

 

[93nole99]

Forgot to mention. I slay a gator softball player kirsti from time to time.

Are you a chick?

 

[fsu939913]

Are you a chick?

No... She is very much interested in men.

 

[dnole]

Forgot to mention. I play a gator softball player kirsti on reality TV from time to time.

Oh fsu939913 you are soooo cool!

 

[sadgator]

No... She is very much interested in men.

Did the strap-on hurt?

 

[SoProudNole]

Forgot to mention. I slay a gator softball player kirsti from time to time.

She's cute.

 

[Roady]

damn...such dumb shit on the webz now days

 

[danoleman]

Did the strap-on hurt?

LOL

 

[bradleygator]

There are no known recorded photos of mrs. sadgator on the Internet. That said (and you just have to trust sadgator on this), she could literally be a stunt double for Pippa Middleton, so use your imagination.

sadgator has always been wildly attracted to mrs. sadgator; however, he would have just as much luck scoring with the actual Pippa Middleton on any given night than with mrs. sadgator.

Word.

 

[fsu939913]

Oh fsu939913 you are soooo cool!

Dude, i know this, you dont have to tell me

 

[fsu939913]

Did the strap-on hurt?

She actually likes it in the butt.... Freaked me out at first but ur gurl jus wants it

 

[Pepe Nole]

...you sumbitches might own us in every sport known to man, but you might want to think twice before you try and take our women...

...the dude who gets stuck with mrs. sadgator will be one seriously frustrated m-f-er...

You can't trick anyone into taking Mac off your hands, and you can't trick anyone into taking Mrs. Sadgator off your hands either.

 

[BringBackBonner]

There are no known recorded photos of mrs. sadgator on the Internet. That said (and you just have to trust sadgator on this), she could literally be a stunt double for Pippa Middleton, so use your imagination.

sadgator has always been wildly attracted to mrs. sadgator; however, he would have just as much luck scoring with the actual Pippa Middleton on any given night than with mrs. sadgator.

Sad, this thread makes me, well, sad. No action at home and the nerdiest, least recruitingest staff in modern UF history?

Please tell me you at least have some good booze on hand.

 

[oozie7]

Sad, this thread makes me, well, sad. No action at home and the nerdiest, least recruitingest staff in modern UF history?

Please tell me you at least have some good booze on hand.

There's always porn. Once you get a 'release' everything else doesn't seem too bad.

 

[bradleygator]

There's always porn. Once you get a 'release' everything else doesn't seem too bad.

Right, and with porn, you can just close your computer and go on about your business. After you have sex with your wife, she's still hanging around.

 

[oozie7]

Right, and with porn, you can just close your computer and go on about your business. After you have sex with your wife, she's still hanging around.

LOL true true

 

[BringBackBonner]

There's always porn. Once you get a 'release' everything else doesn't seem too bad.

I have given this advice to other married men. If you think about doing something problematic, rub one out and see if it still seems like a good idea. It probably won't, in fact, Netflix and chilling by yourself will probably seem like the smart play.

 

[46885]

or if you aren't married yet they just expect you to do 7 things in steps onto the way there, women are a f***ing nightmare to deal with.

 

[MJWilliamson]

LOL true true

How would you know buddy? You are not married.

FTR, I have been married for over 30 years. I still enjoy being married.

 

[oozie7]

How would you know buddy? You are not married.

FTR, I have been married for over 30 years. I still enjoy being married.

Fair but it applies for any relationship. Remember...you pay an escort to leave

 

[bradleygator]

MJ has to post that in case his wife comes in here, checking up on him.

 

[MJWilliamson]

MJ has to post that in case his wife comes in here, checking up on him.

Don't be telling my secrets now

 

[Dannygator1989]

How would you know buddy? You are not married.

FTR, I have been married for over 30 years. I still enjoy being married.

Nor does he drink.

I know I harp on that too much but damn...

Ooz, you don't have to be me (honestly, your naive liver wouldn't know what to do), but the lord gave us booze for a reason.

Let me quote the bible for you:

"And on the 6th day, God created football, and saw that it was good. Yet upon witnessing Adam's pain, The Lord God created beer, and Adam saw that it was good, and God saw that it was good. On the seventh day, they both rested. Adam looked to heaven and spake "oh Heavenly Father, you have blessed me with untold joy and happiness, all is right with the world, and well with my soul." God knew it was good, and smiled. Then, he reached his hand down to the Garden of Eden and parted Adam from one of his ribs. Upon awakening from the event, Adam looked upon a woman, Eve, first of her kind. With haste, Adam desecrated her temple, and saw that it was good. Unbeknownst to Adam, Eve was an agent of evil created by the Lord God to cast Adam and his progenies into eternal servitude. When Adam cried to the heavens, asking God why he would spite him so, the Lord have a knowing look, and bestowed upon him a wooden cask, filled with heavenly nectar, which he called bourbon. Adam at first refused, but upon harkening to Eve, Adam drank from the cask, and was Merry. It was good. And God was pleased."

-The Book of Danny 3:1-7

 

[oozie7]

LOL

 

[sadgator]

Sad, this thread makes me, well, sad. No action at home and the nerdiest, least recruitingest staff in modern UF history?

Please tell me you at least have some good booze on hand.

It's definitely been a rough fall, let's just say that. But just when sadgator is ready to give up on everything completely, ol' pippa will give it up and/or the gators will beat LSU and everything will be right with the world. Life is funny like that.

 

[fsu939913]

Nor does he drink.

I know I harp on that too much but damn...

Ooz, you don't have to be me (honestly, your naive liver wouldn't know what to do), but the lord gave us booze for a reason.

Let me quote the bible for you:

"And on the 6th day, God created football, and saw that it was good. Yet upon witnessing Adam's pain, The Lord God created beer, and Adam saw that it was good, and God saw that it was good. On the seventh day, they both rested. Adam looked to heaven and spake "oh Heavenly Father, you have blessed me with untold joy and happiness, all is right with the world, and well with my soul." God knew it was good, and smiled. Then, he reached his hand down to the Garden of Eden and parted Adam from one of his ribs. Upon awakening from the event, Adam looked upon a woman, Eve, first of her kind. With haste, Adam desecrated her temple, and saw that it was good. Unbeknownst to Adam, Eve was an agent of evil created by the Lord God to cast Adam and his progenies into eternal servitude. When Adam cried to the heavens, asking God why he would spite him so, the Lord have a knowing look, and bestowed upon him a wooden cask, filled with heavenly nectar, which he called bourbon. Adam at first refused, but upon harkening to Eve, Adam drank from the cask, and was Merry. It was good. And God was pleased."

-The Book of Danny 3:1-7

You might as well have said, some crazy sociopath from back then said......"blah blah blah"

 

[More Kirk Less Spock]

...you sumbitches might own us in every sport known to man, but you might want to think twice before you try and take our women...

...the dude who gets stuck with mrs. sadgator will be one seriously frustrated m-f-er...

Y'all should stick to your porno chick or Jimbo's X-wife, or whatever....

made me laugh out loud.

 

[BringBackBonner]

It's definitely been a rough fall, let's just say that. But just when sadgator is ready to give up on everything completely, ol' pippa will give it up and/or the gators will beat LSU and everything will be right with the world. Life is funny like that.

Any luck since you tried posting this thread as a reverse jinx???

 

[sadgator]

Lol...we are currently in the "aunt flow" visiting bitch cycle...hoping the holidays bring some warm feelings sadgator can take advantage of as we move into next week...ho ho ho...