Recycling criminals isn't as easy as recycling garbage:

[Dr. Curmudgeon]

I see this progressive movement to rehabilitate convicts and reintroduce them into the workforce. Here are some of my options for careers in the civilian workforce after doing time in prison.
Pimps = Management
Gangsters = Property Security Surveillance
Prostitutes = Customer Services
Murderers = Special Forces Units/11 Bravo
Thieves = Attorneys/Politicians/Used Car Sales
Drug Dealers = Pharmaceutical Rep
Rapists = Sanitation Site Worker at Landfills/Sewers