Marco Wilson’s Christmas List...

[sadgator]

“Dear Santa,

I love you, and hope you and Mrs. Claus are doin’ alright. This year, I would like:

1. New box of crayons.
2. New backpack.
3. T-Pain’s Greatest Hits Album.
4. Invisibility cloak.
5. Dr. Phil’s Best Self Book.
6. Cookies (somebody stole all the Cookies in our town).
7. NO SHOES. I HATE SHOES.
8. Martha Stewart Living 10-Piece Stainless Steel Cookware Set with Glass Lids (for some reason we have no pots and pans in our dorm).

Have a safe trip and say ‘Hi’ to Rudolph for me.

Love,
Marco”

 

[mnole03]

Rudolph can’t make it. He threw a shoe.

 

[rdgtr]

A new brain that will always help me make good decisions!

Remember Marco, next time you throw a shoe it will cost your team the CFP's!

 

[fsumc]

7. A replacement left shoe for the one I “lost.”

 

[LizardGrad89]

“Dear Santa,

I love you, and hope you and Mrs. Claus are doin’ alright. This year, I would like:

1. New box of crayons.
2. New backpack.
3. T-Pain’s Greatest Hits Album.
4. Invisibility cloak.
5. Dr. Phil’s Best Self Book.
6. Cookies (somebody stole all the Cookies in our town).
7. NO SHOES. I HATE SHOES.
8. Martha Stewart Living 10-Piece Stainless Steel Cookware Set with Glass Lids (for some reason we have no pots and pans in our dorm).

Have a safe trip and say ‘Hi’ to Rudolph for me.

Love,
Marco”

Dear Santa,

All I want for Christmas this year is to erase 2 seconds from my life.