Seriously, that 2013 game with Miami was, without question, they ugliest fan environment sadgator has ever witnessed at a football game…
mrs. sadgator damn near knocked out that bitch’s teeth. she actually started punching sadgator in the face she was so out of control as sadgator tried to calm the situation. If sadgator remembers correctly it was a noon start…it was so hot and muggy, that there were shitfaced people being taken out on stretchers in the second quarter…
After the game, a gigantic gator dude grabbed a Miami guys keys (who was shaking them in his face) and threw them into the lower seating area…(that was hilarious)…
we get our asses kicked…mrs. sadgator, who couldn’t give one shit about gator football, then talks shit to every Miami fan in the parking lot on the way OUT while sadgator desperately pleads with her shut the fvck up…
we get back to the hotel, and she is so amped up on her elevated estrogen levels that she starts hitting on the buff hotel bartender, who was totally interested and gave us free drinks all night and kept calling her cell phone number (and sadgator’s) for weeks afterwards trying to get a hold of her…
it was awesome…