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Every Tennessee Fan in the World is Waking Up Thinking...
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They're probably waking up wondering which cousin is in bed with them.
They wake up in bed surrounded by a 12 pack of Busch he finished off...his naked cousin. Her case of Old Milwaukee empty cans. Her jorts are hanging from the ceiling fan. His mUlleT clippings are on the bath floor because he wouldn't turn down a dare. She was looking for her dentures and found them on the top of the window ac unit... beside two spit cups.
Uncle Jethro pulls up in his 87 Dodge Ram decked out with KC Lights...asking Bubba if he has seen his wife, he lost her at the Honkey Tonk Lounge. Bubba points to the master bedroom of the single wide Clayton mobile home. Jethro say "well at least she kept it in the family. They both sit down to enjoy a Camel non filtered and a nice cold Coors silver bullet. Jethro says "you must've made OT at the mill this week, you bought some Mexican beer for the game" as they get ready to watch College Gameday. Bubba hollars "Sue adjust the attena and dial up the world wide web." Jethro realized he is out of Copenhagen. Sue shows up with her jorts on and takes a wad out of the Levi Garrett pouch throws the pouch to Uncle Jethro and tells him he can have the rest.
They kick the 20 year old blue tick/basset hound/poodle mix off the couch, sit down, and hold their Coors up for a cheers and say Go Vols!
This is not a story that can be written without living around them for quite a while.
For your excellent work in the last several days, I hereby declare you Poster of the Week.
I once took up a second job in my mid 20's. Worked security for the Tough Man promotions of TN. The same outfit that made Butter Bean popular.
The best fights were usually in the stands. It was usually the contain the guys after separating and then escort them to the parking areas. The only person I had to ever put in a choke hold was a 50 year old mom. Her son got beat to a pulp but somehow found the courage to make it to a decision. When the judgment was read she heckled the judges and later threw a beer towards them. Her husband (whom was ringside helping the son) apologized and said he would escort her out. Well she squared kicked him in his manhood, dove over me, and attempted to eye gouge one of the judges. I wasn't taking a shot in my manhood so I put her in a choke hold. Law enforcement took her off but for doing that I had about 50 Jim Bob, Bobby Joe's, and Cooter ready to kill me. LEO's had to take me to the locker rooms. I praise my supreme being everyday that the arena we were in provided plastic beverage cups only.
They somehow found out my name. This was circa 2002 when land lines were in use and your name was listed in the white pages. The calls left on my old machine were comical to say the least.
I lived in Florida and can honestly say, I've never seen white trash, rednecks like I saw down there. The mayor of the town I lived in could not read. I am not joking. They had horrible problems with bears because so much garbage was scattered around. My wife brought whole grain bread to work, and someone asked her what is that "fancy" bread you are eating. The people that were not rednecks were rich a-holes or from up north. So go on with your Tennesee stereotypes, I know what Florida is all about.
I worked for the Florida Fish and Wildlife as a bear biologist. I know plenty about the bears down there.
If I was, I am sure you'd try and Bang me
What freakin ghetto ass trailer park did you crawl out of? I'm not a Gator but I am an old school Floridian. My 16 year old dog probably has more teeth than you and your Momma combined.
Don't you come talkin trash about Floridians.
You understand I'm screenshotting this and showing it to Space, right?
You get' em girl!
My god woman, that was epic!!! You get a like from ME
I think you may have been living in Georgia and just got confused.
White Lighting can do that.
I had a dream last night that FL was leading Tennessee by 21, and then the Vols came back and scored 38 straight points to beat the shat out of the gators.
You should not talk about your baby sister like that. I hear she pays YOU.
I find irony in these comments. You know when you run into a fool when they insult other groups of people for the very same characteristics that their group exhibits. Probably should be aware of your surroundings before posting. Of course you are championing the university that gave us this la
About as bad as this one huh?http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/te...-kicked-neyland-stadium-punching-florida-fan/
Hell the Mizzou game during Muschamp's last season. They laid down... Michigan in the bowl game last year. The"best player" on the team VHIII basically threw in the towel.
