Drink and be Merry! And Go Gators!

[Dannygator1989]

Please don't let me drink too much Whiskey and go home with the girl with small tits and a big ass.

Personality be damned. I have to be up and go to Auburn Rodeo and drink more and see Allen Jackson and make out with some randos.

Oh, and uh....there are FSU fans here and every 2 minutes I hear "Rapist Winston."

Sports related. Don't move it. Not yet. Let Fanny have some fun. Mmm whiskey....coke.

Um...wanna know a secret? I pretend to hate basketball for my own enjoyment and the fact that it occurs during God's punishment to man...winter...

 

[EvilWayz]

beer and Go Gators
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111

 

[MJWilliamson]

I am going to go out on a limb here and surmise Danny has been drinking and drunk posting again.

 

[Michi-Gator]

Lol......awesome!

 

[Dannygator1989]

F@#$%&$%@#$%^%#&@#$#^#$&^%&*^*(&^*(*#$@CK


Walk of effing shame.

 

[MJWilliamson]

Did you wear a raincoat?

 

[GatorGray]

Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
F@#$%&$%@#$%^%#&@#$#^#$&^%&*^*(&^*(*#$@CK


Walk of effing shame.

So hooked up with a 10 and woke up with a 2....again?

 

[Dannygator1989]

More like went to sleep with 7 and woke up with a 4.

I knew what I was getting into, I didn't know just how awful it would be. How many times did she need to say "What's my name?"

Bitch, I don't care.

 

[DisturbedOne]

*Tips hat*
Thank you sir, for being generous enough to share your drunk mistake with us in real time.

I know too well the end results of a desperate drunken state. Though I never take them home if I can avoid it. Drunk romping on the floor of my apartment is far too romantic for me. I prefer her car or the bathroom.

Actually I just hate the awkward bullshit after....and there was this one chick who broke my bed....

 

[Dannygator1989]

This happens every night, except usually my bartenders take care of me and prevent me from doing that.

What do I tip them so well for if this is what I get? Damn.

Auburn has a ton of 9s and 10s but they all have boyfriends. It's the lower grade of female that will talk about being a mild feminist and then shack up with a random guy they just met.

You know she's desperate when she's buying ME drinks.

 

[oozie7]

I love the feminazis. 'You can't buy me a drink because I'm a strong female and I don't need a man to do anything for me!' Alrighty sweetheart, buy you're own drink. Those chicks are so desperate for male attention that by the end of the night they'll hump anything that moves. And you don't have to pay for any of it. Win-win.

 

[93nole99]

At least you're in the game Dany boy. Keep hittin' it.

 

[Dannygator1989]

It turns out I might have a thing for all these female bartenders.

And they might have a thing for me, but that's probably because I tip generously. Hmmm....

For instance, they're usually the ones that prevent me from going home with the randos.

Hmmm....what move do I make?

 

[EvilWayz]

Never shit where you eat Dannyboy. You pull one bad move with a female bartender and You'll live to regret it when she spreads it around.

 

[Dannygator1989]

That's my thinking as well. Let's talk pros and cons.

I can either keep getting special treatment and free drinks/harmless flirting

Or

I can engage in a relationship and if it doesn't work, talk to the owners and get her fired (and less dramatically, avoid her) or we work out and then I am forced to not hit on bartenders and only buy drinks from her or the guys that work there.

But it's sooooo hard....not to play the game. Bartenders have boyfriends too. It happens. Fact. And there's the added bonus of dating a girl who is accustomed to making me drinks?

Seriously?

Come on. That's intrinsically valuable.

 

[djegators]

Play the "friend" angle....wait for their friends to be introduced to you....

 

[Dannygator1989]

I am very close to pulling the trigger. I think I'll so the "let's hangout sometime" thing, with the introductory caveat of "just to hangout and drink" thing. I think that's non-sexual enough but at the same time shows interest.

 

[GatorGray]

Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
More like went to sleep with 7 and woke up with a 4.

I knew what I was getting into, I didn't know just how awful it would be. How many times did she need to say "What's my name?"

Bitch, I don't care.

 

[Dannygator1989]

Yeah I totally wrote my number down on a napkin and gave it to the bartender after I tipped her $50.

Not sure what kind of signal that sent.

Oops

 

[93nole99]

Originally posted by Dannygator1989:
I am very close to pulling the trigger. I think I'll so the "let's hangout sometime" thing, with the introductory caveat of "just to hangout and drink" thing. I think that's non-sexual enough but at the same time shows interest.

OK. So you know the pit falls of a scorned bartender and her trashing you...and you still want to chase it. No biggie. NOBODY asks "advice" about what they should do in their love life and pays attention. People "ask" advice when all they are really looking for is affirmation of what they've already decided. So do what you are going to do anyway.

Figure out her days off. They like doing day time shit if they work nights. First "hangout" invite should be a daytime deal with lots of other folks at a popular event someplace. Her friends being around is a good thing at the front end. Don't make enemies in her friend group. You need to interact with her when her "being nice" isn't for a fat tip. She'll be more interested in finding out who you are when you don't have your elbows on a bar.

 

[Dannygator1989]

I think I might be safe, I just need to not make decisions while very very drunk.

We will see.

But your advice is solid.

 

[IrishPokerDog]