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Don't worry guys, I've been telling my Vol brethren that Bob Shoop

BeattieFeathers

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was a horrible for months. Now, they finally are agreeing with me. Whatever ails your offense will be fixed in two weeks-for one week.
 
Both UT and UF are pretty lousy. It's going to be a bad game. UT is terrible on defense and UF is terrible on offense.
 
The defense will be fine. Not as good as the last few years but it will be fine. We have talented players on the defensive side of the ball and some really good true freshmen that need experience.
 
They both have thunder legged punter's.

A showcase of punters in two weeks.

How fun!



Yep. Our former walk-on punter boomed a 70 yarder last night. Lyle is too chickenchit to go for it on 4th down on the opponent's side of the field. So he makes Daniel try to kill it inside the 20. Cuts into his average. Nailed 5 inside the 20 last night. still managed a 47 YD avg.

Lyle is the Barney Fife of Football Coaches.Pretends to be all brave, gives those big talking speeches. But when it's time to put the bullet in the gun, he will either drop it, can't get it out of his shirt pocket or shoot himself in the foot.
 
Yep. Our former walk-on punter boomed a 70 yarder last night. Lyle is too chickenchit to go for it on 4th down on the opponent's side of the field. So he makes Daniel try to kill it inside the 20. Cuts into his average. Nailed 5 inside the 20 last night. still managed a 47 YD avg.

Lyle is the Barney Fife of Football Coaches.Pretends to be all brave, gives those big talking speeches. But when it's time to put the bullet in the gun, he will either drop it, can't get it out of his shirt pocket or shoot himself in the foot.
At least he uses the gun...ours just stands there...he might clap his hands a time or two.
 
This confirms any rumors of him humping a shark...

He wouldn't put that much emotion or effort into something so beastly.

Had it been a naked man on a cypress tree...ok I'd might believe it.
 
Oh btw...y'all should kick our arse inside and out...but WTH is up with the trash can on the sideline?

Sorry but that's the dumbest thing I've seen in like forever.
They aren't going to kick our arse. UT sucks just as much if not more than we do. Same goes for their head coach.
 
They aren't going to kick our arse. UT sucks just as much if not more than we do. Same goes for their head coach.
Nearly any year since like 1992 I would believe this. Even when they had Manning. When we had John Brantley, Jeff Driskel, or Treon Harris. Zook... Muschamp...Tyler Murphy...


Right now I have zero confidence that we beat them. Our coaches will not exploit their weakness.
 
Paco, I told Ooz in another post.

Anyone with a junior high coaching level would have learned last night to put in a package (not totally revamping the offense) at least a small package that includes a FB, a TB, and use some of Franks athleticism.

Bet they won't do so... nothing even close.
 
This game will go one or two ways...

One of the coaching staff will find something to exploit the weakness and ram it into the ground to win the game. The other coach will make ZERO adjustments to stop it.

Or

Neither coach will take advantage of the other teams weakness and stick to the regular script and have the ugliest game ever. Both will keep rubbing their rabbits foot in their pocket and hope a player from the opposing team has a brain fart.
 
Paco, I told Ooz in another post.

Anyone with a junior high coaching level would have learned last night to put in a package (not totally revamping the offense) at least a small package that includes a FB, a TB, and use some of Franks athleticism.

Bet they won't do so... nothing even close.

Hey TG, the rumor is that Trask might need a pin in his foot. So I guess that excuses them not using him any for the rest of this season too... ;)
 
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