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A Southerner Looks At Bama

Jun 27, 2001
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Well let’s just say what most people think about the University of Alabama. Its football pursuits justify its identity with an uneducated backward white population and a symbolic link to the Lost Cause they hold so dear. Much in the same way as D.W. Griffith’s movie The Birth of a Nation encouraged the worst elements of southern society a hundred years ago; Bama football still encourages a similar backward behavior from a large segment of its fan base today. The Crimson Tide football team is an outlet for their lunatic fringe fans and gives them a venue to be recognized.

Bama fans overestimate the “esteem” of being the last college football factory and unwittingly rob themselves of the very reverence they crave by their boorish and obsessive behavior. They defend the indefensible and deny the undeniable. Their unhealthy emotional stake in Bama football substitutes for their own lack of personal acknowledgement and respect. Thus driven by extreme emotion they have delusions and commit unconscionable often violent actions (Harvey Updyke and others). Even Nick Saban contributes to the lunacy by comparing losing a football game to the Pearl Harbor and 911 tragedies when thousands of Americans lost their lives.

Also the University of Alabama’s misplaced priorities of gold-plated football fluff over economic substance harms the state’s citizens with a false bravado of football. History reveals that the holy crusade of Bama football acts as an impediment to social and economic progress. For instance the University of Alabama administration allows white-only sororities to continue their policy of banning African-American females from membership. Ironic that most of the precocious Bama “student athletes” are African-American but their daughters and sisters can be excluded from university sororities.

It is well known that when a university simply reflects the attitudes of its football fans it is no longer a university in the true meaning of the word. Football has stalled the University of Alabama’s transformation into a modern university with intellectual, aesthetic or humanistic concerns. The reality is that the NCAA would actually do the University of Alabama a favor by handing down the Death Penalty for its football team. Then perhaps finally its faculty, alumni and students might appreciate the scholarship and learning that mark a university with intellectual fiber and integrity. And so it is that “roll tide” is the mortifying apology for those who are either naive or without individual self-respect or dignity.
 
Well let’s just say what most people think about the University of Alabama. Its football pursuits justify its identity with an uneducated backward white population and a symbolic link to the Lost Cause they hold so dear. Much in the same way as D.W. Griffith’s movie The Birth of a Nation encouraged the worst elements of southern society a hundred years ago; Bama football still encourages a similar backward behavior from a large segment of its fan base today. The Crimson Tide football team is an outlet for their lunatic fringe fans and gives them a venue to be recognized.

Bama fans overestimate the “esteem” of being the last college football factory and unwittingly rob themselves of the very reverence they crave by their boorish and obsessive behavior. They defend the indefensible and deny the undeniable. Their unhealthy emotional stake in Bama football substitutes for their own lack of personal acknowledgement and respect. Thus driven by extreme emotion they have delusions and commit unconscionable often violent actions (Harvey Updyke and others). Even Nick Saban contributes to the lunacy by comparing losing a football game to the Pearl Harbor and 911 tragedies when thousands of Americans lost their lives.

Also the University of Alabama’s misplaced priorities of gold-plated football fluff over economic substance harms the state’s citizens with a false bravado of football. History reveals that the holy crusade of Bama football acts as an impediment to social and economic progress. For instance the University of Alabama administration allows white-only sororities to continue their policy of banning African-American females from membership. Ironic that most of the precocious Bama “student athletes” are African-American but their daughters and sisters can be excluded from university sororities.

It is well known that when a university simply reflects the attitudes of its football fans it is no longer a university in the true meaning of the word. Football has stalled the University of Alabama’s transformation into a modern university with intellectual, aesthetic or humanistic concerns. The reality is that the NCAA would actually do the University of Alabama a favor by handing down the Death Penalty for its football team. Then perhaps finally its faculty, alumni and students might appreciate the scholarship and learning that mark a university with intellectual fiber and integrity. And so it is that “roll tide” is the mortifying apology for those who are either naive or without individual self-respect or dignity.


Jealous some, retard??? Butt hurt too??? Obviously you have no pride whatsoever. By posting your demented rant you show the whole world what a retarded fool you are. Aren't you lucky you can hide your identity behind a keyboard. Whoever you are, have patience, Bama will be coming to stomp hell out of your football team soon - again.
 
Jealous some, retard??? Butt hurt too??? Obviously you have no pride whatsoever. By posting your demented rant you show the whole world what a retarded fool you are. Aren't you lucky you can hide your identity behind a keyboard. Whoever you are, have patience, Bama will be coming to stomp hell out of your football team soon - again.
Your insecurity is showing. I am sure their is real scholarship going on in Tuscaloosa. Sororities and Frats are nothing to get worked up about but they do reflect local society.....
 
That's where all the meth heads truly are lol


You know what's odd about growing up in Bama your whole life is that in every commercial everyone talks with an accent when we don't talk like that.. Every car dealership and locally owned business has some redneck on there with the southern twang, it's always been odd to me. I don't sound anything like these people and no one believes im from Alabama when they hear me speak.
 
That was quite a rant. Are you Mike Bianchi? You may have a future in writing sports click-bait.
Lol... I was wondering the same thing. .. and I was thinking yeah most of this I agree with but I'm not reading the rest becauseI really don't care that much...also the OP needs couseling.
 
Jealous some, retard??? Butt hurt too??? Obviously you have no pride whatsoever. By posting your demented rant you show the whole world what a retarded fool you are. Aren't you lucky you can hide your identity behind a keyboard. Whoever you are, have patience, Bama will be coming to stomp hell out of your football team soon - again.
Was a silly rant....

But...look how quickly you found it...as though there is a bat signal out there.

Unfortunately, in your zeal to defend all things bammie at the drop of a hat, you kind of helped prove his point.

Surely there are crimson circle jerks where everyone talks fairy dust and all things Bryant right?

Note something. Watch Florida and LSU fans at games. They are multi colored and have so much fun. And win titles, even if right now, bammie is on a roll. Look at bammie fans. They look miserable.

Longer history, better right now, but lord...get outside lives too.
 
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At least OP used every stereotype he has ever head anyone use in his lifetime. Anyone that puts that much effort into writing about another team has some big envy or jealousy issues.
 
That's where all the meth heads truly are lol


You know what's odd about growing up in Bama your whole life is that in every commercial everyone talks with an accent when we don't talk like that.. Every car dealership and locally owned business has some redneck on there with the southern twang, it's always been odd to me. I don't sound anything like these people and no one believes im from Alabama when they hear me speak.


Yeah, that's the stereotype.

I had the same experience in Florida, believe it or not. Up until around the mid-90s, local commercials all had "colorful" redneck personalities.

When traveling out-of-state, I've had people express surprise that I am from Florida -- because I don't have a Southern accent. This mostly happens with insular types, who have never left their own state, and that think everyone from the South talks like that guy from Cool Hand Luke.

 
That's where all the meth heads truly are lol


You know what's odd about growing up in Bama your whole life is that in every commercial everyone talks with an accent when we don't talk like that.. Every car dealership and locally owned business has some redneck on there with the southern twang, it's always been odd to me. I don't sound anything like these people and no one believes im from Alabama when they hear me speak.

"Hey ya'll I know it's harud ta know whar ta fand tha baist deals on uh brand new two thousand feefteen Chevy Silvarudo so we made it easy on ya! Come on down ta Landers-MacClardy Chevalay! We gone do ya rat!"


You know what I'm talking about Jeremy.
 
"Hey ya'll I know it's harud ta know whar ta fand tha baist deals on uh brand new two thousand feefteen Chevy Silvarudo so we made it easy on ya! Come on down ta Landers-MacClardy Chevalay! We gone do ya rat!"


You know what I'm talking about Jeremy.


lmfao
 
"Hey ya'll I know it's harud ta know whar ta fand tha baist deals on uh brand new two thousand feefteen Chevy Silvarudo so we made it easy on ya! Come on down ta Landers-MacClardy Chevalay! We gone do ya rat!"


You know what I'm talking about Jeremy.

Well, hells bells, I had no problem reading and understanding that. But I am from Jacksonville and deal with contractors who are from the west side, so there you go.
 
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