Look, sadgator hates to be the one to bring it up, but this game isn’t about which team has the better, offense or defense or special teams or coach. This game isn’t about talent, it isn’t about class rankings, and it isn’t about objective stats of any kind...
This game is about environment. Just like last week was all about the Swamp...this game is all about Tiger Stadium...
And just like many folks discounted the impact of where we played last week, they’ll do the same in reverse this week.
Unfortunately (although we are a fine team that sadgator is 100% bought in on)...Tiger Stadium is about 2 things...noise and hot chicks...and we’re not gonna be able to handle either one of them...
Those spicy food lovin’, hurricane drinkin’, southern drawl talkin’, sex fueled beauties are gonna completely mesmerize our team before the ball is even kicked off...and then we won’t be able to hear a thing...before they know it, they’ll be down a couple scores and it’ll be over...
Those chicks are sinister...believe it...
LSU 31
Florida 17
This game is about environment. Just like last week was all about the Swamp...this game is all about Tiger Stadium...
And just like many folks discounted the impact of where we played last week, they’ll do the same in reverse this week.
Unfortunately (although we are a fine team that sadgator is 100% bought in on)...Tiger Stadium is about 2 things...noise and hot chicks...and we’re not gonna be able to handle either one of them...
Those spicy food lovin’, hurricane drinkin’, southern drawl talkin’, sex fueled beauties are gonna completely mesmerize our team before the ball is even kicked off...and then we won’t be able to hear a thing...before they know it, they’ll be down a couple scores and it’ll be over...
Those chicks are sinister...believe it...
LSU 31
Florida 17