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I've never seen a Tucky redneck QB talk more nonsense than Towles

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Well, maybe Fat Crap Lorenzen, but that guy usually keeps it on Twitter. You would think Towles had accomplished everything (SEC title, NCAA title, Heisman) except beating Florida. How many times did SEC Network show him talking crap about how he has Tucky redneck blood and how he's gonna be the one to beat UF?
Dude, you got sacked a half dozen times and threw 2 INTs and 0 TDs. Stop talking crap!!!!!!!!

Same goes for JoJo Kemp. We get it, you felt slighted that UF didn't offer you a scholarship.

Oh yeah Fat Crap Lorenzen, shut your fat mouth! The streak WILL continue! The beatings WILL continue! The domination over Kentucky WILL continue! You couldn't do squat as a player and you won't do squat as a fan to change that!
 
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Fat crap couldn't beat sorry Ron Zook

Patty couldn't beat Muschamp or a coach doing a clean-up job with an inexperienced OL and a freshmen QB.
 
Lorenzen could at least throw for a bunch of yards and TDs even though it always ended in a loss. He didn't accomplish much, but it was something. Towles just hasn't done squat and acts like a Heisman candidate who lost the trophy by 1 vote.

It was hilarious watching the Tucky rednecks spout off all week about how they would beat us and be in sole possession of the SEC East because SC would beat UGA. They had penciled UT, Auburn, and Missouri as wins and the only questionable game was Georgia. Where in the blue F does this bravado come from? A team that has NEVER won the SEC East, NEVER been to Atlanta, NEVER been top 2 in the SEC East, heck NEVER finished above Florida in the SEC East in 22 years is all of a sudden just going to run the slate through the division? HOW?!?!?!?!?!?! They've had 5 consecutive losing seasons and have a roster full of inferior redneck talent.

I love how every year they over analyze every aspect of the game and come to the undeniable conclusion that every factor favors them and they're going to win. As soon as the ball is kicked off, they get punched in the mouth, their 3 remaining teeth are knocked loose, and they're left there holding their junk wondering what the heck just happened.
 
TJtheGator said:
Lorenzen could at least throw for a bunch of yards and TDs even though it always ended in a loss. He didn't accomplish much, but it was something. Towles just hasn't done squat and acts like a Heisman candidate who lost the trophy by 1 vote.

It was hilarious watching the Tucky rednecks spout off all week about how they would beat us and be in sole possession of the SEC East because SC would beat UGA. They had penciled UT, Auburn, and Missouri as wins and the only questionable game was Georgia. Where in the blue F does this bravado come from? A team that has NEVER won the SEC East, NEVER been to Atlanta, NEVER been top 2 in the SEC East, heck NEVER finished above Florida in the SEC East in 22 years is all of a sudden just going to run the slate through the division? HOW?!?!?!?!?!?! They've had 5 consecutive losing seasons and have a roster full of inferior redneck talent.

I love how every year they over analyze every aspect of the game and come to the undeniable conclusion that every factor favors them and they're going to win. As soon as the ball is kicked off, they get punched in the mouth, their 3 remaining teeth are knocked loose, and they're left there holding their junk wondering what the heck just happened.
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It can't be easy losing 29 times in a row. Make you a little crazy.

I will say this: The Streak has become an albatross for them. They think they can step up to big boy football, but that can never happen as long as the streak is there. How do you tell a 4 star recruit that you are "turning the corner", when there is a team that has beaten you that many times in a row? It rings hollow.
 
Well we didn't actually play lights out last night. No points in the second half ??? SMH ...
 
TJtheGator said:
Well, maybe Fat Crap Lorenzen, but that guy usually keeps it on Twitter. You would think Towles had accomplished everything (SEC title, NCAA title, Heisman) except beating Florida. How many times did SEC Network show him talking crap about how he has Tucky redneck blood and how he's gonna be the one to beat UF?
Dude, you got sacked a half dozen times and threw 2 INTs and 0 TDs. Stop talking crap!!!!!!!!

Same goes for JoJo Kemp. We get it, you felt slighted that UF didn't offer you a scholarship.

Oh yeah Fat Crap Lorenzen, shut your fat mouth! The streak WILL continue! The beatings WILL continue! The domination over Kentucky WILL continue! You couldn't do squat as a player and you won't do squat as a fan to change that!
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