It’s true!!!!!!!!!
And given the state of our program, this is the type of smack talk we have been reduced to.
And given the state of our program, this is the type of smack talk we have been reduced to.
CORNELIUS VANDERBILT MARRIED HIS COUSIN NAMED...FRANK!!!!!!!!!
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Yikes! Probably not smart to give Vandy any bulletin board material. I would hate to piss off Americas future lawyers and doctors.
“Frank” and Cornelius probability wouldn’t feel comfortable attending a football game together in the State of Florida given today’s political climate. That is really sad.
I think that choker might be obscuring an adams apple if you get my drift.
Legend of the Deep South has it that Frank was the first American to make a “joke” about having a banana in one’s pocket…
Mother Vanderbilt: “Dearest Frank, might thou please remove thoust banana from my back?”
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sadgator’s starting to think the good commodore had spent a bit too much time on the high seas and didn’t take his own advice…
I’m pretty sure he was being ironic.sadgator’s starting to think the good commodore had spent a bit too much time on the high seas and didn’t take his own advice…
Well, the main reason to avoid consanguinity is the whole inbreeding issue. Probably not a concern here.
Despite the fact that the Commodore and Frank seemed incapable of conceiving, Frank encouraged the Commodore to never give up hope of his dream for their little “butterfly”…
sadgator never realized how much fun running Vanderbilt smack could be…
at least there’s some small benefit to sucking….
at least there’s some small benefit to sucking….
Rail tycoon Vanderbilt referred to his nether regions in private correspondence to Frank as “the locomotive.”
Rail tycoon Vanderbilt referred to his nether regions in private correspondence to Frank as “the locomotive.”
The Commodore was always perturbed at the fact that Frank insisted that he blow out the candles first…
Because Einsteins are a common occurrence...
This sort of thing makes me wonder if that Vandy brain rep isn't a touch overblown. I mean yes, way smarter than Vols, but, Vols.
Good point. Their measure of their own intellectual superiority is a bit skewed given the comparative sample pool in that state…
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