Where is the ambassador?!?!?!?!?!?

[sadgator]

Help us Stephen Orr Spurrier...

You’re our only hope...

 

[GordonGecko]

Gainesville is Alderan?

SOS can save us because.....sad knows.....because Spurs is a...

 

[sadgator]

Witch...

 

[GordonGecko]

Obi Wan is the perfect SOS analogy.

Who is Luke? Danny?

Jar Jar Binks is Mac.

 

[sadgator]

Obi Wan is the perfect SOS analogy.

Who is Luke? Danny?

Jar Jar Binks is Mac.

Muschamp...

 

[CompuGator]

Obi Wan is the perfect SOS analogy.

Easily stretched into an allegory.
In which Darth Vader is Nick Satan Saban.

Who is Luke? Danny?

I trust you mean Danny Wuerffel as Luke.
‘DannyGator’ is of course the bartender at Los Isely (sp?) Spaceport.

Maybe Tim Tebow as Han Solo; altho' a dubious choice because of the need to radiate roguishness, he's way too much the alpha male to play Luke.

Special guest appearance by Joakim "he'll never be a starter in the NBA" Noah as Chewbacca.

 

[Dannygator1989]

Obi Wan is Stricklin who brings in the New Hope (Frost?) to undo the damage done by Palpatine (Foley) and his power hungry, egotistical Grand Moff Tarkin (Mac). Luke (Frost?) will then get his final training from the old Jedi master Yoda (Spurrier) who will teach him how to raise a sunken X-Wing (offense) from the The Swamp.

Of course he’ll need help from a cunning and brash gun slinger (the new OC) and a physically imposing hairy space bear (the new DC).

See the entire Swamp Wars epic saga on Blu Ray and DVD

Episode I The Phantom Offense

Episode II Mac Attack of the Jeff Driskel Clones

Episode III Revenge of the East

Episode IV A New Coach

Episode V The Offense Strikes Back

Episode VI Return of the Quarterback

Episode VII The Offense Awakens

Episode VIII The Last Gator

 

[Dannygator1989]

Easily stretched into an allegory.
In which Darth Vader is Nick Satan Saban.


I trust you mean Danny Wuerffel as Luke.
‘DannyGator’ is of course the bartender at Los Isely (sp?) Spaceport.

Maybe Tim Tebow as Han Solo; altho' a dubious choice because of the need to radiate roguishness, he's way too much the alpha male to play Luke.

Special guest appearance by Joakim "he'll never be a starter in the NBA" Noah as Chewbacca.

Mos Eisley and yeah that makes sense.

 

[EvilWayz]

I trust you mean Danny Wuerffel as Luke.
‘DannyGator’ is of course the bartender at Los Isely (sp?) Spaceport.

Mos Eisley.

 

[GordonGecko]

Props to Danny for that breakdown. Good shit!

 

[sadgator]

Urban (betrayed us)...

 

[sadgator]

Charlie Weis...

 

[GordonGecko]

Mos Eisley.

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy....except Tally.

 

[TennesseeGator]

Charlie Weis...

LMAO

 

[EvilWayz]

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy....except Tally.

Or Tuscaloosa. Wait maybe Tuscaloosa is the third Death Star.

 

[HardeeWildcatFan]

He just said on the radio he’s done Coaching so he is helping us…

 

[GordonGecko]

Or Tuscaloosa. Wait maybe Tuscaloosa is the third Death Star.

Episode X

 

[sadgator]

Steve is getting “too old for this sort of thing.”

 

[El Mojito]

Sheesh. A little time on your hand(s) today. Any Bobo Fet references?

 

[sadgator]

Any Bobo Fet references?

 

[sadgator]

LMAO

Gotta admit...I cracked myself up...

 

[Dannygator1989]

Sheesh. A little time on your hand(s) today. Any Bobo Fet references?

I mean...it took me one cigarette to type that.

 

[PacoGator19]

He's still trying to get a hold of Bob Stoops.

 

[GordonGecko]

Our football program needs a GIANT ENEMA....maybe a coffee enema, because we are NOT energized.

 

[instaGATOR]

The Gator fans have all turned into jabbering Ewoks...