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What is (was) the difference between U. Meyer @ the Swamp & U. Meyer @ the Shoe?

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Quite sure Alligators are not surprised when U. Meyer took his baggage from the Swamp to the Shoe. Reply if you saw trouble coming when the Buck Nuts hired U. Meyer.
 
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What dominant college football program hasn’t dragged along with it a ton of baggage? Spurrier’s was pretty clean, but his run wasn’t quite there with ‘80s Miami and Oklahoma,90s Nebraska and Miami and then USC and UF in 2000s. Bama and Clemson, currently, are keeping their noses pretty clean. Saban’s systematic processing of recruits is probably as morally reprehensible as anything that happened at those programs, other than gang rape of course.
 
What dominant college football program hasn’t dragged along with it a ton of baggage? Spurrier’s was pretty clean, but his run wasn’t quite there with ‘80s Miami and Oklahoma,90s Nebraska and Miami and then USC and UF in 2000s. Bama and Clemson, currently, are keeping their noses pretty clean. Saban’s systematic processing of recruits is probably as morally reprehensible as anything that happened at those programs, other than gang rape of course.
And even Spurrier had a few knuckle heads during his tenure. Can't remember them all but Jabar Gaffney stands out. But yes nothing major like Miami and OU.
 
A Gator alumnus died and went to heaven. He was met at the gates of heaven by Saint Peter. Saint Peter took the Gator into this enormous room with a lot of huge wall clocks. Saint Peter said that every person who ever lived or is currently living has one of these clocks on the wall. The clock hands move one minute forward for every lie that the person has told. Saint Peter showed him the clock for George Washington. He said the hands on this clock sit straight up and down, 12 o'clock even, because Washington never told a lie. Saint Peter said "this is the only clock we've got like that. " All of the others had minutes that have ticked off with some having quite a few minutes even quite a few hours. The Gator alum said he would like to see the clock for Steve Spurrier. Saint Peter said "it's right over here. It reads one minute past 12. Steve told a lie one time." "That's interesting." said Mr. Gator "but could you show me the clock for Urban Meyer." "I can show it to you," said Saint Peter "but I'm going to have to take you down to the basement. We've got it down there because we're using it for a fan."
 
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