President Biden press conference

[gator1776]

President Biden press conference:
It’s not my fault
We’re doing an amazing job retreating
Donald Trump‘s to blame
We’re going to hunt you down and get you for this sometime in the next 50 years
Not changing my deadline
This was gonna happen no matter how we decided to retreat from Afghanistan
(Let me stop for a moment and put my head down, I need a nap)
Hey have you seen my stimulus bill?
My generals told me this would not happen
The intelligence community assured me this would not happen
It’s not my fault
We don’t need no stinking airbase
Hey have you seen our new eco-friendly green up armored Humvee? It was on the news this morning being driven by the Taliban.
What a terrible question, you’ll be the first to know if I decide to answer it
Hey did y’all see how bad COVID is right now?
It’s not my fault
Look at the mess I inherited on the southern border
(Whisper from behind curtain……..Joe, it’s time to leave)
Joe, it’s time to lea……..oh, humph, not my fault everyone and……..
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
Ty everyone


There you go folks, now you never have to watch another Biden press conference again.

 

[NavigatorII]

Village Idiot. There are a few here who were created in his likeness as well. All men were not created equally endowed with brains.

 

[BCSpell]

 

[BCSpell]

Expect China, Russia and Iran to start massively stepping all over the US. Hell, France might even do it.

 

[gator1776]

This will be the enduring image and legacy of his presidency. I literally did a double take when I looked up and saw him doing that while Peter Doocy with Fox News was asking his question.

 

[gatordvm89]

"They" gave me a list on who to call on. Wonder who "they" are?

 

[gator1776]

"They" gave me a list on who to call on. Wonder who "they" are?

Exactly, and being even more specific what he actually said was, “I was instructed on who to call on…….”

That’s the President of the United States talking boys. We are so ****ed.

 

[gatordvm89]

It would be easier for us if Joe just turned the teleprompter around and let us read it. (saw that on Facebook)