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Corrine Brown indicted for fraud and conspiracy

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"Congresswoman Brown and her chief of staff are alleged to have used the Congresswoman's official position to solicit over $800,000 in donations to a supposed charitable organization, only to use that organization as a personal slush fund," said Assistant Attorney General Caldwell. "Corruption erodes the public's trust in our entire system of representative government. One of the department's most important responsibilities is to root out corruption at all levels of government and to bring wrongdoers to justice."

http://www.news4jax.com/news/investigations/congresswoman-corrine-brown-in-federal-court
 
I'm no fan of Corrine, but compare her situation to Hillary.
Separate but equal treatment, right? Yeah.
 
"I was framed!"
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The case was reportedly a slam dunk. Not sure why her attorney didn't advise her to just plead guilty. At her age (70), she may spend the rest of her life in prison.
 
The case was reportedly a slam dunk. Not sure why her attorney didn't advise her to just plead guilty. At her age (70), she may spend the rest of her life in prison.


Unfortunately they might get her out of prison on humanitarian grounds. I've heard of white collar criminals being stashed at halfway houses or even on house arrest if they were really old.
 
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Only if Orange is the New Black were real - it be funny to watch Corrine go all Go-Gata there ;).

In fact,I think all public white collar phuckers should go to a prison where it's filmed so those whores can dance to entertain us......throw a few actual murderers and rapists in the mix to make it truly fun...
 
BBB would be forced to do the anal strip searches - just because

BONG as the head of guards

52 as head of returning escapees

Trip as director of female Human Resources

Gecko as prison spokesman

Tartarus as women psych doc and Danny as samefor the men

Austin for doc

Space heater for prison counselor
 
Schit- forgot Swami as director of the cafeteria and tester of the undergarment industry that obviously would be started with prison labor

Pass as chaplain

JD as parole board Chair
 
The shame of Gainesville. Go directly to jail, do not collect $200.

IPD, if you want to watch me do those searches, you'll at least need to buy me a bourbon first.
 
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Ugh strip searches. I used to work the VP at Gainesville CI, after the weekend Id have to watch so much porn to get all that naked man ass out of my head.

I did get to meet Darryl Strawberry though. Course he had to bend over and cough like everyone else.

Oh and Tim did a speech for them once, that was pretty cool.
 
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I feel like a failure because I cannot figure out a way to make a "Darryl Strawberry's crack (cocaine)" joke that isn't lame. I'm sure you've probably heard it all before anyway.
 
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