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I just kind of assumed since you like Gay Bay so much. I have a sister that wanted to raise a yet unborn daughter in Gay Bay but couldnt have kids until she changed her mind. Now she has a daughter. Thank God.
She thought she was going to catch ”the gay” if she was born in SF? That’s some real educated thinking for ya. She must one of those that wants to live in Alabama.
 
She wont talk to me or visit because I have guns in my house. When I conform on her terms. I guess she will think that I will think all is good.
The six of us siblings are all over the board politically. We still love each other but have to agree to “no politics” rule during dinner else my mom will get mad.
 
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Everybody knows that. I dont know why he mentioned Houston, but you should get the point.
It's the only city I could think of that has anywhere close to as bad a reputation.

"Real Texans don't claim Houston" I was told years ago. And this was by a friend who lived there!

"A Louisiana swamp in Texas' is how another friend described it.

Still beats Gay Bay, hands down.
 
The best dining at Gay Bay is Jack in the Box at Santa Nella out on I-5. I've dined there many times.

Charles Schwab completed their move from Gay Bay to Texas in 2020. Too dangerous for employees. Schwab was founded in Gay Bay.

I did business last in Gay Bay April, 2003. An illness ended my "professional tourist" career. Old colleagues today tell me Gay Bay was Glen Dale compared to what it is today.

In the mid nineties, I watched kilometer posts planted state wide in Alabama including Birmingham at great cost to tax payers. Kentucky was scheduled to be second in our highway sign changeover. Kentucky had warehouses full of signs. Clinton messed up that costly fiasco.

Birmingham is a dreamland compared to Gay Bay. I spent 12 years doing extensive business in both. My company was big in export and worked closely with the U. S. Dept. of Agriculture.
 
The best dining at Gay Bay is Jack in the Box at Santa Nella out on I-5. I've dined there many times.

Charles Schwab completed their move from Gay Bay to Texas in 2020. Too dangerous for employees. Schwab was founded in Gay Bay.

I did business last in Gay Bay April, 2003. An illness ended my "professional tourist" career. Old colleagues today tell me Gay Bay was Glen Dale compared to what it is today.

In the mid nineties, I watched kilometer posts planted state wide in Alabama including Birmingham at great cost to tax payers. Kentucky was scheduled to be second in our highway sign changeover. Kentucky had warehouses full of signs. Clinton messed up that costly fiasco.

Birmingham is a dreamland compared to Gay Bay. I spent 12 years doing extensive business in both. My company was big in export and worked closely with the U. S. Dept. of Agriculture.
I feel sorry for @BSC911 sometimes. He gets upset that we call him slow, but what else can you call it? This Gay Bay vs Birmingham comparison was a loser the first time he tried it a year ago, and he didn't learn anything from his loss then.

He keeps trying to get even with you for outsmarting him, and every time he tries, it's another L that he has to make up.

He wants us to believe he has wealth, businesses and assets all over North America, but while he is making these claims, he loses his Gold Membership due to non-payment.

It costs $9.95 a month.

"A man's got to know his limitations". @BSC911 keeps trying to push past his, and the results are the same every time.
 
I feel sorry for @BSC911 sometimes. He gets upset that we call him slow, but what else can you call it? This Gay Bay vs Birmingham comparison was a loser the first time he tried it a year ago, and he didn't learn anything from his loss then.

He keeps trying to get even with you for outsmarting him, and every time he tries, it's another L that he has to make up.

He wants us to believe he has wealth, businesses and assets all over North America, but while he is making these claims, he loses his Gold Membership due to non-payment.

It costs $9.95 a month.

"A man's got to know his limitations". @BSC911 keeps trying to push past his, and the results are the same every time.
I can present no plausible argument.
 
BSC posts poll showing how Alabama is the least favorite state to live in the US.
Ghost gets upset and says thread is doomed to fail.
Thread now at 5 pages with still nobody defending Alabama, except Ghost
In desperation, Ghost says what about San Francisco, not realizing it’s not a state.
Derp.
 
BSC posts poll showing how Alabama is the least favorite state to live in the US.
Ghost gets upset and says thread is doomed to fail.
Thread now at 5 pages with still nobody defending Alabama, except Ghost
In desperation, Ghost says what about San Francisco, not realizing it’s not a state.
Derp.
I will say talking Sh!T about the state of Alabama during football season is the best time to trigger their fans but no rival fans have been able to do so for the past 12 years or so. If they still had Mike Shula or ended up with Rich Rodriguez you can damn well bet I'd talk Sh!t to Ghost and @BamaFan1137 to no end. :p
 
I will say talking Sh!T about the state of Alabama during football season is the best time to trigger their fans but no rival fans have been able to do so for the past 12 years or so. If they still had Mike Shula or ended up with Rich Rodriguez you can damn well bet I'd talk Sh!t to Ghost and @BamaFan1137 to no end. :p
Yeah, not much we can say about their football since Tebow left. But at least we closed the gap last year. Saban can’t live forever.
 
I will say talking Sh!T about the state of Alabama during football season is the best time to trigger their fans but no rival fans have been able to do so for the past 12 years or so. If they still had Mike Shula or ended up with Rich Rodriguez you can damn well bet I'd talk Sh!t to Ghost and @BamaFan1137 to no end. :p
Attempted troll thread was doomed to fail from the start.

I have no respect for the OP. He is citing a source I have no respect for.

This isn't that hard. People you have no respect for telling you that they think your state is garbage and they don't want to live there is a badge of honor. When these people admire you and your state, then I worry.

The slow do not get this.
 
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Attempted troll thread was doomed to fail from the start.

I have no respect for the OP. He is citing a source I have no respect for.

This isn't that hard. People you have no respect for telling you that they think your state is garbage and they don't want to live there is a badge of honor. When these people admire you and your state, then I worry.

The slow do not get this.
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Attempted troll thread was doomed to fail from the start.
I have no respect for the OP. He is citing a source I have no respect for.
This isn't that hard. People you have no respect for telling you that they think your state is garbage and they don't want to live there is a badge of honor. When these people admire you and your state, then I worry.

The slow do not get this.
I get it. It's why BSC luffs him some Gay Bay. He's an outlier and pariah in Texas. 😂
 
Hahahaha. Neither is using stale jokes. Are you white knighting for the Gump? Sad.
Nothing wrong with Forrest Gump

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Ghost won’t like those sources either. In his mind, Alabama is Nirvana, and Birmingham is the vacation capitol of the US.

“Come and watch the mud wrassling.”
 
Nothing wrong with Forrest Gump

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Nope, but have you ever watched the Running of the Gumps? Or the their classy women jumping across the bleachers? See posts above. Their fans are the laughingstock of the SEC.

Ghost is an 85%er.
 
Nope, but have you ever watched the Running of the Gumps? Or the their classy women jumping across the bleachers? See posts above. Their fans are the laughingstock of the SEC.

Ghost is an 85%er.
I have not, I’ll check it out
 
I have experience with the Notre Dame fan base, I got to see them in South Bend. Beautiful campus, abhorrent fan base.
Yeah, they are pretty dorky. I went to a Michigan/ND game there and there is some tradition about them running thru campus in their underwear.

Obviously a lot smarter than the Alabama fan base though.
 
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Yeah, they are pretty dorky. I went to a Michigan/ND game there and there is some tradition about them running thru campus in their underwear.

Obviously a lot smarter than the Alabama fan base though.
My former boss is from Brewton, AL. Huge Tide fan but an Auburn grad, thought that was odd. Praises everything Tide, makes me want to puke.
 
Either is being a fry cook but I digress 😉

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Dear Diary,

The board keeps calling me slow. But they are slow. They say I work minimum wage! The fools!

They are the ones that are slow! I win!

@BSC911

PS: Don't forget to ask uncle Cletus if I can use his account again soon. No one agrees with me on this board, I could use the backup.
 
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Attempted troll thread was doomed to fail from the start.

I have no respect for the OP. He is citing a source I have no respect for.
I should clarify this by reminding the board of my point of view. You have to remember, my relatives shaped this country into the greatest land on the planet.

George Washington
Thomas Jefferson
Abe Lincoln (Honest Abe, as we refer to him in the family)
Ronald Reagan
Donald Trump

I am literally the American equivalent of Royalty.

I can't relate to sheep like @BSC911 who don't contribute to the great society that my family created.

I hate to sound pompous and say such people are beneath me, but my lineage kinda speaks for itself.
 
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ND has gate guards, as does Air Force. I've dined at ND's north dining hall with staff, just south of all the basketball courts. And yes, ND coeds were as ugly as Playboy Magazine told me.

Since I last visited Kalifornia, Toyota North American Headquarters has left Torrance for Plano, TX. 60% of L A County's porn industry has moved to Las Vegas. Sony Pictures has moved to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Charles Schwab has baled out of Gay Bay.

Sacramento is running business out of Kalifornia in wholesale fashion. The Alabama State Legislature is no match for Sacramento.
 
Isn’t Alabama basically Florida, except with only the bad things about Florida minus all of the good things about Florida?

That’s my hifalutin Floridian perspective.

Having spent a fair amount of time in both, that's a reasonable take.

...though Alabama does have a few beautiful beaches in the south and beautiful mountains and valleys to the northeast.
 
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Having spent a fair amount of time in both, that's a reasonable take.

...though Alabama does have a few beautiful beaches in the south and beautiful mountains and valleys to the northeast.
Sometimes its all about flying under the radar and keeping things close to the vest. Most of the most beautiful places in the country have been ruined by fvcktards with either their stinking asses or their politics. Be thankful your state hasn't had this happen yet. Let them continue the narrative, and remember, loose lips sink ships. Southeast Florida is forever doomed because of it.
 
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