One day when you venture out of your basement bedroom, you might own what we normal people call a smartphone!!! GD son do you ever get out?? You can do all sorts of things with it, like check scores, watch a replay during a game and even see what other fans thought of a call. It's real rocket science magic!!!! Do you know what year it is? Talk about not thinking things through!!!
And what kind of Bama fan are you. What I notice this morning, even with bloodshot eyes, is that you did nothing but post comments and start new threads from our post-game thru most of the evening...all time stamped while Bama's game was on. I also checked a few other times and noticed that while Alabama was playing, you were on this board posting comments/new threads. Why is that? Does the tinfoil on your TV antennae not pick up Bama games? Does the cable not run all the way into the basement? Did your mother ground you?
I thought to myself, maybe he has posted something worth reading on the Bama board about Bama football. Nothing. Not one thread there, despite countless ones you started here. Not one comment, despite living on this board like I live in your head. So, I reached out this morning to some Bama Boys and asked about GhostOfMatchesMalone. One already responded: "yeah, he used to post here. he was strongly urged to find a new recreation or be banned for 'stupidity unbecoming of a tide fan'." Apparently, they think as highly as we do. He said you could come back if you had grown up. I let him know sadly that was not the case.
Paco, you are out of your league. It's best if you stick to be Malone's cymbal banging chimpanzee and try not to hurt yourself.