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20 Things The Feds Probably Planted In The Boxes They Took From Trump’s House

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1. Cocaine from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed​

Evidence that’s been wrongly labeled as “disinformation” is the easiest kind to inconspicuously lift and plant in the residence of a former president.


2. Glossy 8×10 of Vladimir Putin​

With “I <3 Putin” scrawled across the front in black marker that just happens to be the exact same color and thickness as the FBI markers used to label the evidence boxes.


3. Joe Biden Voodoo Doll​

Pins are sticking out of its head because, see? Biden isn’t senile! It’s Trump’s fault.



4. An Inscription in a 2021 Playboy Calendar​

It’s the only marking in the otherwise crisp planner. On the little square for Jan. 6, it reads, “Remember to do insurrection.”


5. Magazine Clippings of Volodymyr Zelensky Photos Marred with Scribbled Devil Horns​

Sorry, Zelenskyyy*


6. A Handwritten Note​

It declares, “Ray Epps is a hero and definitely not a fed.”


7. A Diary​

From the entry on page one:



December 31, 2021 — I’m so mad. The only reason I colluded with Russia to steal the 2016 election was to get close enough to AOC to date her, but she keeps rejecting me. I now have no choice but to project my sexual frustrations onto her boyfriend’s feet and spend the evening curled up watching my fellow white supremacists on Fox News. Wish I could tweet about it.

8. Official Typed and Notarized Memo to File​

It’s dated two weeks before the 2020 election but includes a notary stamp dated August 8, 2022, and says: “I, Donald Trump, believe that Joe Biden will receive 81,268,924 votes in the safest and most secure election in American history and become our most popular legitimately elected president ever. Also, Joe Biden definitely doesn’t have Alzheimer’s, and his son Hunter is a victim of the vast, right-wing conspiracy.”


9. Crack from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed​

Also previously labeled “disinformation” and not to be confused with the separate cocaine stash.


10. Dartboard with Nancy Pelosi’s Face on It​

The FBI has it labeled with an evidence tag reading, “Drumpf’s plans to assassinate the Speaker.”


11. Flash Drive with BOMBSHELL Video of Trump Allegedly Cavorting with Underage Sex-Trafficking Victims​

Except the video is clearly from Hunter Biden’s laptop, it’s obvious somebody used a free online meme template to replace the crackhead with Trump’s head, and the file properties show it was created on Aug. 9 in the FBI’s Washington Field Office by somebody with the username “cwray.”


12. Meth from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed​

Not to be confused with the separate cocaine and crack stashes.


13. A Hideous Women’s Dress, Size 4​

Because we know the FBI didn’t find one of these in its secret pillage of Melania’s wardrobe… and what else are the media supposed to talk about at Christmastime?


14. A ‘Let’s Go, Brandon’ Foam Finger​

It’s sticking out of a box labeled, “VIOLENCE.”


15. A Framed Transcript of Trump’s Charlottesville Remarks​

The phrase “Very Fine People” adorns the top of the page in a title script. But for space, the words, “and I’m not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally,” have been edited out.


16. Heroin from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed​

You know the drill.


17. A VHS Copy of the Pee Tape​

Labeled “this thing I totally did.”


18. Photocopy of the FBI’s Plans To Kidnap Gretchen Whitmer​

Turns out it was Trump all along.


19. Body Paint​

One black tube is labeled “for racist parties only — NO PHOTOS.” And an orange tube is marked “for all other days.”


20. Professional-Grade Rhinoceros Tranquilizers from the Hunter Biden Evidence Shed​

No explanation necessary.

https://thefederalist.com/2022/08/1...ted-in-the-boxes-they-took-from-trumps-house/
 
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